Neve gets work! TV Legend clicks off, Upset in Sexiest Man of the Year race, Wifey is a tween? and a Local radio station thinks it is funny....but it isn't.
Ladies and gentlemen,
It's the Midweek entertainment report!
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Apparently since no one watched Scream3 the producers decided to make Scream4...basically because Neve Campbell sold her soul to the devil just to get work again. Out of charity, Courtney Cox and David Arquette have signed on to join Neve as she reprises her role of Sydney Prescott in Scream 4. I know that Monica er I mean Courtney has done Dirt and now CougarTown and David still lives off the Ready to Rumble royalties, but what has Neve been doing? No one watches Party of Five on netflix, so she isn't getting money from that...odds are she did sell her soul for a gig, and that is what Lucifer came up with.
SBF would like to take a moment to remember MTV's Remote Control as the host of that program Ken Ober passed away earlier this week. That show was really fun back in the day and this guy, though out of the spotlight for a while will be missed.
In an upset, Johnny Depp managed to STEAL his second Sexiest Man Alive title from THIS GUY! I guess JDepp is sexy, but have you ever seen this guy in a manthong, homemade variety? That's what I thought.
New Moon aka Twilight2 premieres this Friday and Wifey is going to see it on Saturday. Yep, she is going to miss the Georgia game to see Twilight2. She isn't dressing up (that I know of) like she did for Sex and the City and Traveling Pants, so I cannot make fun of her for being a Trekkie, but the fact that she is going to see a movie made for Tweens, can't I make fun of that?
Finally, the Bert Show in Atlanta is starting a movement to ban the phrase Hotlanta when referring to Atlanta. Do they think they are funny? Do they think they have that sort of power? Let me tell you....no. In their attempts to get Hotlanta banned, they told Janet Jackson to tell J. Dupri and now will tell Jordan Knight of NKOTB and then John Mayer to spread the work. Ummm do you REALLY think Janet Jackson cares? She has a dead brother's legacy she has to protect from the rest of her family. Do you think John Mayer cares? He is getting booty calls from Rachel Green (wow, two Friends references in one blog....scary). Do you think Jordan Knight cares? Wait, he probably does. He needs ANY sort of press right now.
Maybe he should start dating Neve Campbell.
Have a ZONEtastic rest of the week. The Runs and Glee are both on tonight. Ahhhh it feels good to be back!
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