End of week entertaiment report

Harry Potter theme park?, a panda leaves the ATL, Heinz changes its ketchup packs, monopoly changes its look and HEY, it is FRIDAY!

Ladies and gentlemen, the MIDWEEK ENTERTAINMENT REPORT....ON A FRIDAY!

confused applause. (A shot of Marissa is shown and then we see BFraz bailing her out. She starts clapping but is still confused. )

A Harry Potter Theme park will open in Orlando, Florida this spring, which is weird because this isn't England. But moving past that, really? A Harry Potter theme park? do we need one of those? We cannot simply add a "Harry Potter land" section to Universal Studios? He needs his OWN theme park? The worst part is that JK Rowling is probably making a boatload off of this thing. Honestly though, how many rides can you come up with for Harry Potter? Won't the rides be a little thin in terms of relating to the books? Maybe not. I don't know. I've never read the things because I'm over the age of 7 and the bookstore in Clayton, GA turned me off on EVERYTHING Potter!

Mei Lan left her native Zoo Atlanta and is headed, along with her cousin back to China to try and get some baby pandas rocking over in Communist Asia. She left in a FedEx plane called the Panda Express and can you imagine a FedEx dude coming to your door, "Umm, I've got one piece for you to sign for. Here you go...a PANDA."

Heinz changes it ketchup packets. Cool, I guess. Wait, will I stop for even half a second before ripping into one that has .006 oz of ketchup in it, so I need 87 packs just to have enough for a small order of fries. Actually the new "pack" is more of a cup and you have the option to dip or squeeze it out. They say it holds 3X more ketchup too, but I'll still need 49 then instead of 87

Hey Monopoly changed its look for the 75th anniversary and now it is round with music and debit cards with an ATM and you get 2M for passing GO. Here is my question though, does the game still take 8 hours to play, because if so, these ADD kids still won't play.

HEY EVERYBODY, it is Friday. National Signing Day threw everything off, but enjoy the weekend! And be safe driving home from the Super Bowl parties. And WHO are The Who again?