Oh, Life was TOUGH, Jimmy?

Hey Smush-face, you might want to really think before you give your next interview. Really. Think really hard.
Former Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausen, who left the Irish early to enter the NFL draft, yet didn't throw yesterday at the NFL combine because he is "injured" decided to instead give The Sporting News an interview. Hopefully he didn't use stock answers that he gives NFL team execs or hopefully those interested in drafting Clausen don't read the following comment he made to TSN Daily:

"It's a tough situation being in a fishbowl at Notre Dame." Umm, wow. It stinks that Notre Dame was the only school to offer you.

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It also stinks that Notre Dame required you to show up to school in a stretch white limo.

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It also stinks that life dealt you the cruel hand of having Notre Dame's schedule year in and year out, yet you could never get to a bowl bigger than the Hawaii bowl.

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Clausen, you had the world by the balls coming out of high school. you could have gone to USC where they churn out NFL QBs and where you'd have just been one star among many stars, but you chose to go to Notre Dame, where your star would shine the brightest. You wanted your own network and you wanted to go play for the Fupa. You wanted all of the attention that the Notre Dame QB has. YOU CHOSE the fishbowl.

Dude, you are like the Real World roommates that always seemed surprised at how the show plays out. WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU WENT IN A HOUSE WITH CAMERAS EVERYWHERE? Emu, what did you THINK would happen when you agreed to be Notre Dame's QB and guaranteed four titles and four heismans? You were walking into a situation where people WANTED you to fail and relished any struggles you went through. You CHOSE to go to a place where in Charlie Weis's first two years, he never won a big game. YOU DECIDED THAT WOULD BE SMART.

Smush-face, please don't talk about how tough it is to live in the Notre Dame fishbowl. You could have gone to ANY school in the country. You chose this. Live with it.