Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Remember this blog from the myspace days?

This will be a new feature on Sportsbyfletch. We'll go back to our old myspace days and bring back some of the old blogs.

Enjoy.....

This past Saturday was the bachelor party, and apparently CT had never been to a strip club before. Well when the Body heard this, he tried to let CT know just what strip clubs were all about.

Here is what he said...

"Turner, have you ever been to a roller rink? It is kinda like that, but the women are naked."

Sean and I had a field day with this.

I responded, "Yeah and there are NO roller skates or an actual RINK."

That of course led to a good 20 minutes of "A strip club is just like........." jokes

Here were some of the best

A sugar packet, but instead of having Sugar inside, there are strippers.

A firestation. There is a pole, but strippers, not firemen.

A golf course because there are plenty of holes, but no carts, just strippers.

An ice skating rink, only without the ice, and instead strippers.

a band-aid, but with strippers instead of gauze.

a McDonalds, only without french fries, but strippers instead.

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