Chris Rainey, formerly of the Florida Gators has been suspended indefinitely from the team after his arrest for aggravated stalking. Apparently he texted his girlfriend after an argument, "Time to Die, B*tch!" which is classy. Top one percent of the top one percent, eh Urban?
Anyways, if Rainey is officially done with the Gators and college football, I would imagine the endorsements and job opportunities would just flow in for him. In fact I recently spoke with a person (no I didn't) who is angling to rep Rainey should his collegiate career be at its end. He said he had the following deals lined up for his potential client....
A job with Virgin Air, texting customers with any changes to flights with "Time to Fly"
A job with MayTag washing machines to have his voice replace the typical buzzer that sounds the end of a load. He would announce "Time to Dry"
A job with a Gainesville KFC, informing the cooks when it was "Time to Fry"
A job with the Florida judicial system to announce when a judge enters the courtroom, "Time to Try"
A job with Columbia pictures to appear in sappy movies before each sad scene to announce "Time to Cry"
A job with the Food Network to serve as the Voice Over person on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives to declare, "Time to Guy"
A job going around Myrtle Beach remind sunbathers when it is "Time to re-apply"
A job with E-Vite to send out a text to folks that haven't responded to the invitation with "Time to reply"
A job with CNBC for his own Wall Street Wrap-up show entitled, "Time to Buy"
A job with Atlanta Bread Company pushing products with text messages such as "Time to Rye"
A job with Asian food court restaurants in the Mall of Georgia offering the option of "Time to Thai"
So it seems Rainey has options if the football stuff doesn't work out.
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