Huddy heats it up, Heidi goes psycho, I'M BRODY FREAKING JENNER and SBF braves the swine flu.
Ladies and gents, it is the midweek entertainment report one day early!
Last night on House, Cuddy and Greg House MD FINALLY got it on, and it is about flippin' time. We've all been waiting for Huddy to take that next step (since Cuddy aka Bobbi Bernstein aka the female escort from WW aka Lisa Edelstein is actually quite hot...and House is the best character on TV). And it FINALLY happened. At least it is right now and next Monday we get to hear about it. Amber was still hanging around House and while at first the hallucination was cool, it got tired in a hurry in this episode, especially when she started singing that random song in the bar. What was that? But I guess it was worth Vogler/Tritter part three to get Cuddy to help detox House...overnight apparently. Whatevs. They kissed and are now hooking it up. Great. Hopefully it lasts and we aren't put through the same ringer as Grey's Anatomy with McDreamy and Grey. Speaking of annoying blonds on medical shows (see the transition there?) Cameron has apparently let some of that blonde hair dye seep into her brain. She has CHASE who LOVES her and is about to marry her, but she wants to keep some of her dead husband's sperm in case Chameron breaks up. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? And I thought it was funny when she says, "No one is ever 100% sure." Chase, Wifey and I all in unison said "I am." What a mo-ron.
Moving on to the Hills....Good for Spencer, going to the shrink even without Heidi. Even though he doesn't like it, at least he is going. Where was Heidi? Oh, too busy spying on him and checking his text messages. I love that she got so pissed at SPENCER for the bartender texting HIM! And then she erased the text before he could see it. She was yelling at him in therapy that he didn't text back to tell her to back off. Ummm, he never got the message. How could he? Number two, Heidi went to the bar to see if Spencer was going to meet the bartender. Umm he never got the message, Stoopid. YOU Intercepted it ala a Matt Stafford pass. Finally, shouldn't Heidi be punished by the therapist for invading Spencer's personal space? Just asking.
Note to Audrina...just because you know some one longer than his/her current mate, that doesn't entitle you to hook up with that person and think that it is ok because you've known them longer. That means, Brody in this case, had LONGER to date you and DIDN'T. Gonna have to side with Psycho Jayde on this one (but that is it. Jayde handled the situation poorly.)
And I wonder if this is the best acting Brody has ever done. You know he read the script and said, "Man is my character pu$$y-whipped!" We know the REAL Brody Jenner would in this situation just say, "I'm Brody Freaking Jenner, Be-yotch. back the f up off my junk. I can EASILY find another ditzy semi-hot chick with a messed up unsymmetrical face ala Cat Deeley!" You KNOW Brody does that in real life. "Oh, you aren't putting out? I'm Brody Jenner. Either put out, or I'm moving on to the cast of Gossip Girl!"
Finally, I am headed to the land of the Swine Flu (well not really, Cabo). Too bad it is one day late for Cinco De Mayo. Actually, I don't think Mexicans celebrate CdM. It is probably an American-made Holiday (like St. Patrick's Day) that we created so we can have an excuse to drink and dress up. But SBF will take a few days off and be back strong by Monday. I may, if I have computer access give everyone H1N1 updates from Playa Grande, but we shall see. I am hoping to see Speidi on its honeymoon down there. We'll see. Have a great rest of the week everybody! Enjoy a XX for me!
2 comments:
Cinco De Mayo was as important for Mexico as it was to the US.
It essentially marked the beginning of the now long and established French history of getting thier military involved and getting their asses kicked and sent off.
The battle of Puebla was the first defeat of the French Army in 50 years. Had it not been for the Mexican Army beating them back our new history could have been different in the north as we were embroiled in the War Between the States. The US Army actually did lend some aid to the Mexican Army to help beat back the French. All in all it's a better holiday to celebrate than September 16th. (Mexican Independance day from the Spanish)
So raise a Taco and a glass of Tequila friends to those brave souls who were the first to send the french packing and color thier clothing shades of red and brown.
PS. Brody Jenner is how old?
That Jayde woman must be freaking INCREDIBLE in bed! Seriously? You put up with THAT in public...and your feelings are with her? What is there to love?
She screams for an hour on the show and chugs yager... that type of girl is fun when you never have to EVER hear her speak... at least in public. Kind of glad that chapter of my life is behind me.
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