What the heck happened?

I just got back from Cabo San Lucas yesterday, where I was basically shut off from the rest of the world in terms of news and sports and whatnot. And no, it WASN'T because of the swine flu. Boy that thing is more overrated than Scarlett Johanson, the 2008 Georgia football team and the 2003 Auburn football team combined.

WOW, boy was THAT a whole lot of NOTHING. Anyone that is still afraid of that flu is STUPID. SERIOUSLY. Any company trying to ban its employees from traveling to Mexico on vacation or making them stay home for a day after clearly has been NOWHERE NEAR Mexico, otherwise they'd realize that it was just a media creation because it was bored reporting on the poor economy. And PS, if you are STILL wearing a mask on airplanes, you deserve to be made fun of, much like I did to a woman on the flight from Atlanta to Phoenix. I looked down at her, asked "SERIOUSLY?" and rolled my eyes. She was very confused. AND STUPID!

But back to what the heck happened....
Gas is now 2.20/ga? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!? It was 1.79 when I left. COME ON GUYS!
The Braves won a series against Philly? Sweet!
The Hawks continue to suck. No surprise there. But I DID think the Hawks would win at least ONE!
The Lakers are tied with Houston? WITH NO YAO MING in game 4? Come on Kobe. Maybe it won't be a cakewalk.
Debbie got voted off Survivor? One week too late. JT and Stephen are playing with fire there. And PS, JT is starting to let me down. How about you WIN A FREAKING CHALLENGE!?
So not that I watch anymore but did Merideth and McDreamy get married? Because if not I think EVERYONE ELSE will stop watching the show....if they haven't already.
Hey Justin Houston, don't know WHAT you did, but way to cost Georgia its ONLY chance against Okie State in Stillwater. Thanks. What very little pass rush Georgia would have had, you just selfishly pissed away. Thanks.
PS, BFigg, way to take yourself off of the Georgia map forever. With your suspension you are letting ALynch and OCharles and AWhite pass you on the depth chart for good. Congrats. Any chance you had at the NFL just went Bye Bye. You might want to think about transferring. Too bad. You looked so impressive as a freshman and played through pain last year. Don't know what you did, but Bro, you messed up!

That's it. Back to regular blogging tomorrow. Thanks everybody. Good to be back. And STILL healthy. I was right about the swine flu. Throw in Reggie Bush and Philip Rivers and I could soon be considered a genius. But that is for you to decide.....