Midweek Entertainment report 5/13/09

A Dress debate, the race for second, Em reads SBF, Miss Cali resashed and what's a twit?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, the midweek entertainment report!

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Miss California 2009 (don't know her name and don't really care) was resashed yesterday by The Donald after sexy photos from the 2009 Miss USA runner-up's teenage years initially cost her the state crown. Umm, really? Pics of her as a teenager doing regular model work (in bra and panties in some cases) really was going to cost her a crown? That's a shame if it had. I get so tired of watching ugly chicks or fat chicks that are not attractive win the beauty pageants (hey, MTV ran a series called Tiara girls and it was mostly about "big-boned" chicks. How are they winning?). Let's keep the beautiful people winning these things. That includes the Miss Cali. So what if she doesn't believe in gay marriage. Sorry Perez. SBF supports anyone's marriage decisions (as long as it is between two people and not a man and his goat). But for him to think he cost her the crown and to be bragging? Not sure that's why she lost. Perhaps the judges just wanted to give it to someone hotter, or in the case of MTV (And the Miss UGA) pageants, NOT AS HOT.

Eminem is reportedly taking 200 recently laid off autoworkers to LA for a Jimmy Kimmel show taping. Eminem is going to record the show Friday for a showing next week to promote his new album Relapse. Apparently Eminem reads Sportsbyfletch as we noted how he "retired" and had gotten fat. Well, if that inspired him to start a comeback, then YOU ARE WELCOME, WORLD. Glad I could help. I've heard the new song and it is pretty good. No thanks necessary. I'm just here for the people.

As I was driving in to work this morning, for WHATEVER reason, I stopped on a radio station which is the "new" home of a certain morning show duo (even though this pair has been at this station for nearly a year. How long are we going to keep the "new" up there?), and they were talking about a bride-to-be that went dress shopping with her future mother-in-law and it turns out the two moms bought the same dress. Well now neither of the mothers will return the dress as the two stubborn asses each want to wear the dress to the wedding. And the talk show hosts (I will call them that because DESPITE WORKING FOR FM RADIO, they for some reason think that music is secondary...) were taking calls on this. And NO ONE SAID THE OBVIE which is "it is the bride and groom's day. Tell the Moms to get a grip!" And if the mothers weren't willing to do it themselves, COME ON GROOM AND BRIDE, say something to your parents! This has been a message from the SportsbyFletch common sense correspondent.

If you caught Idol last night, one thing was clear....Adam Lambert will win the thing, but the race for second place was quite entertaining. I have been screaming Go-Home Gokey for weeks now, and was doing it AGAIN after "Dance Little Sister." (Paula must REALLY be on some sort of drugs. Way to pick a song NO ONE has heard of!) However his version of You are so Beautiful was REALLY good. Look the guy can flat out sing. Dance, no, but sing, yes. And I think he is a bit full of himself. Kris Allen did a pretty good job with Apologize. I wasn't sure why Kara was bashing his song choice when she gave him the song. Could he have jazzed it up? Well maybe, but you should have given him the arrangement you WANTED like Simon did. JUST SAYING. However Allen then did Heartless by Kayne West and it was AWESOME. Just him on his guitar. Really cool version. I thought that it was a lock of Danny v Adam in the final, but Kris (uber-talented. He will certainly be more successful in the real music world v Danny Gokey, who will do well with Gospel, but that doesn't count) might have forced his way into the final.
If I was ranking last night's performances....Heartless (Kris Allen), One (Lambert), Crying (Lambert), Beautiful (Gokey), Apologize(allen), Dance Little Sister (Gokey).
I think it is Allen v Lambert in the finals. ALLEN PULLS THE UPSET OVER GOKEY.
Won't matter though, Lambert will crush either one in the finals. Should be fun though.

Finally, apparently I have a twitter account. I am still learning how to do it, but if you want to check it out, go to http://twitter.com/fproctor I guess I might use it some, but you should mostly come back here because Sportsbyfletch is still the place to be. Have a great weekend everybody!