Everybody hates Jonna, Luke picks a fat chick, Glee is dropping off, Kayne loses his mind...again, and let's pour one out for Pat.
Ladies and gentlemen, you've waited an extra day for it....THE MIDWEEK ENTERTAINMENT REPORT!
Clapping....some one yells out "It's about time!"
(Sorry, I was sick yesterday. cut me some slack)
The Cancun cast of The Real World reunited last night and after Emilee "stormed off the stage" after seeing a clip of her drunk ass being stupid and all of her roommates telling as much, SOMEHOW Emilee was able to return to the set. (Um, MTV probably told her they wouldn't pay her if she left and she scurried back since she just like the rest of her roomies DON'T HAVE JOBS! Well Derek and Jonna are bartenders and Bronne is a student, but Ayiiiiiiiiiia openly admitted she was happy not doing anything. WAY TO GO!) The shocking thing about the entire reunion was everyone turning on Jonna about how she stabbed Jasmine in the back (um, Pat didn't like you. He liked Jonna, he shouldn't be punished over some stupid girl code.), about how she "led on Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia" which she admitted to (why? why would you lead Ayiiiiiiiiiiia on? To be mean?) and how she treated her Boyfriend.
I thought the being to Jonna was humorous and Emilee's STORMING OFF THE SET was LMFAO. Bronne cemented himself in the pantheon of Greatest Real Worlders EVER with the S#!t they should have shown and the Reunion show did nothing to knock him out. Overall, I'm hooked again. See Brooklyn, THAT'S HOW IT IS DONE!
On More To Love Luke dissed MAlissa and I am guessing picked Tali. I don't know, I was watching it on mute while watching West Wing on my main TV. After he sent MAlissa packing because his "heart belongs to someone else," (KFC perhaps?) I switched it over to Tommy Hanson and the Braves, assuming Luke would choose Tali as his Shoney's All You Can Eat Buffet partner. I'm just glad MAlissa didn't win.
GLEE really fell off last night for me. After the excellent Pilot and last week's EVEN FUNNIER second show, the third show was just enh. The side comedy wasn't there and I am getting tired of the main teacher and the OCD redhead NOT being together. Just hook up already! I'm still going to watch, but the show needs to pick it back up, especially if Rick E Hart is going to continue to watch.
So Kayne West.....dude, what's up? You know the MTV VMAs are just a bunch of crap, right? They aren't the grammys. Why do you keep getting upset over these things? I remember a few years back when you "spent one million dollars" on the Touch The Sky Video and you stormed the stage. Now you are DRizzunk on the red carpet and you ruin Taylor Swift's acceptance speech, saying Beyonce's video was the best ever? Huh? Beyonce looked mortified that you would go up there on her behalf. And THEN you go on to say MTV and Britney Spears (not sure where she comes in on this) are racist.
WOW. Even Obama called you a jackass. FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH HIM! (PS, for this, Roomie, Drink!) Last time I checked, Stronger was cool and Golddigger was amazing, but as good as Heartless was, KRIS ALLEN'S VERSION WAS BETTER. Dude, the American Idol was better than you. Too bad Kayne. Maybe you should focus a little more on getting back to the top than arguing for Beyonce. And maybe you should get Jamie Foxx back involved because it seems HE was the one that got you on the map.
Finally, Patrick Swayze passed away at the tender age of 57 from cancer. That's a shame. I wonder how soon you can rewatch Dirty Dancing, point break, roadhouse and listen to She's Like The Wind. You know, out of respect for the dead.
Coming next week, thoughts on Survivor, House and MTV bringing back The Hills, The City and the Ruins. Exciting Stuff.
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