Thursday Midweek Entertainment report

Heidi wants a baby, Is Roxy even Whitney's friend?, Ev quits the Ruins, Star Wars starts singing, the Somalis get it wrong, JAM gets married and Levi goes nude.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Midweek entertainment report on a Thursday!

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On this week's episode of The Hills, Kristin did something that Audrina never could: she made Justin Bobby look ALMOST presentable. He appeared to have gotten a hair cut and he shaved off his Saddam beard. WOW. I know he was dressed like Pinocchio but he had shaved, so that's a start. I'm still not sure why (other than the fact that the writers wrote it in the script) Kristin slept with JB, especially when he clearly still has her eyes set on Brody, but I'm sure it is ONLY to make sure Audrina hates her. Brilliant writing writers!
And what is up with Heidi's insistance at a Baby? Didn't Spencer go over the plan with her? They still have enough heat on their own that they don't need a baby right now. nicole ritchie and Ashlee Simpson needed a child. Once Speidi starts to fade THAT'S when you knock her up! Then you can get MTV to spin off your show about heidi's rearing of a child (ie, handing it off to a nanny) OR perhaps they'll load up on the same drugs the Octomom and Kate took to pump out 9+ kids so they can get that media hubbub. Heidi needs to stick to the plan!

On The City, Roxy apparently never was Whitney's friend. Just saying. Otherwise, I am getting tired of the Olivia vs other blonde girl storyline. We get it. They are RIVALS. stop beating me over the head with it.

Ev left The Ruins last night when paired up against KellyAnne in the final challenge. What boggles my mind is when TJ came into the room and he asked for the team's decision, how come Ev didn't say, "I'm going against Casey!"? She could have just said that seemingly. But Ev decided to sacrifice herself or "QUIT" as Susie (a quitter in the past who tried to shitetalk Ev afterwards) and TJ (who as far as i know quit BMXing) said.
But Ev was smart in realizing that if she had tried to "THROW the challenges" like Wes boasted he was going to do, the Champions could simply sit her out, then still throw her into the Ruins at the end of every episode. Odds are, she'd want to win, which would be a win for the champions, or she'd lose, which would be a win for the champions as well. No. The way to screw your teammates is to only reveal you are going to throw the final while in confessional and then stay quiet until you get to the final and then blantently screw your team so they know you messed with them and their money. THAT is how you win. But if Ev had stuck around and "thrown the challenges" with Wes, then the Champions could think around it. Sit Wes out, then sit Ev out.

As I was driving by The Arena at Gwinnett Center, I saw that Star Wars the Musical was playing. Moving on..............

Jim and Pam get married tonight on The Office. Has there been a wedding this anticipated since Luke and Lara? Maybe if McDreamy and Merideth had gotten married when people still watched Grey's Anatomy. Seth and Summer on The OC? The show blew through that in a montage. Chandler and Monica? I think Ross and Rachel would have been bigger. I say NO. This is huge. This would be like if Jerry and Elaine or Sam and Rebecca (or Diane) or House and Cuddy or Alex and Marissa or well you get the picture

Did I see that Levi Johnston (aka Sarah Palin's near son-in-law, only if she had won) is going to pose nude in Playgirl. I guess Playgirl is struggling?

Finally, Somali Pirates attacked an 18,000 ton French Navy Flagship but did it on accident and 5 pirates were captured. Apparently the pirates were thinking it was a cargo ship (no one said Pirates were smart) and they tried to flee but one of the two pirate ships was stopped. Apparently these pirate ships are just little boats and they go lightly armed onto these big boats. Again, how do the big ships let this happen? THESE ARE SOMALIAN PIRATES! Break them in half. Punch them in the face. OR SHOOT THEM! WITH A GUN OR HARPOON. (I was thinking that perhaps the Pirates would have been able to capture the French ship. It was French after all). I just don't get how these Pirates are really still out there. SHOOT THEM, or push the ladders off the boat. JUST SAYING.

Have a great rest of the week. Coming soon to SportsbyFletch, a super-early look at the SBF Super 11 for 2010 Georgia High School football. That's right AJC. I'm getting the jump on you!