Paula now has more time to medicate, More to Love has ONE ring size, Cole is a D-Bag, Paris pulls a surprise and Only two more nights of Cat (until this Fall!)
Ladies and Gentlemen, THE MIDWEEK ENTERTAINMENT REPORT!
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The news JUST came down (well maybe yesterday), but American Idol will be sans Paula next season as a contract extension was never worked out and Paula felt that $2-4M was not enough when Seacrest was getting closer to $10M per season. So now the judges are back to three: Randy, Kara and Simon. Let's be honest, Paula had become a joke especially since she was overly medicating (for what, I'm not sure) and now we won't have to hear her sugarcoat terrible performances. Also, who will stand up randomly during the Idol's songs? Will the producers make Kara start drinking before the show starts? They already made her wear a bikini.... Bottom line: as long as Simon is on the show, it doesn't matter who is sitting to his right. He is the show in terms of judges. Paula, I hope you get better (I assume that's why you are taking medicine. There's something wrong with you) and we'll see you on America's Got Talent (since I'm sure NBC will fall over itself to get her on AGT to give that show a shred of credibility)!
More to Love was new last night and Wifey asked me why they gave the girls Fatboy Slim was keeping a Ring. "Is it an onion ring?" Wifey asked. (No she didn't. That is too mean for Wifey. That was my joke.) Honestly, Wifey asked me "How do they know what size for the ring?" to which I responded, "Fat." I'm not sure "Fat" is a ring size, but the rings seemed to go on all of their chubby fingers with no complaints. And honestly, some of those girls aren't that big and you can tell that even FBSlim is going for the girls that aren't as big. Just putting that out there. He doesn't want a heifer. He's a dude. He might want a little cushion, but he certainly wasn't picking the 240 girls as much as he made sure to pick all of the girls under two bills. And he sent the 37 yo to the curb. I think she was thinking this was the Fat Cougar show. Oh well....
And as a running joke, every time they popped the ladies' names and occupation on the screen, I would say, "Oh, she's an EX-Nanny because she ate one of the kids." or "Oh, she's a teacher. I bet she teaches Home Ec, but got fired because she baked and ate a kid," or "Oh, she's a waitress, I wonder how much of the food makes it to the table." A few of the jokes got a laugh out of Wifey, but most got evil glances and eye rolls.
NYC Prep's PC threw a party last night for the seniors, then didn't invite Jessie but instead invited Camile (a junior) and Taylor (a sophomore). WOW. Speaking of Camile, if I were she, I would have said something to the Harvard faculty member that wished me luck when applying, then saying I wouldn't get it. "Umm, and who are you? You majored in Russian Lit? OK. Shut up. PS, if you're not giving me the tour, why are you talking to me? Just wondering...."
Jessie maybe got a little karma in not getting invited to PC's party because she basically blew off the Operation:Smile people by ignoring the one and cutting off the other then saying the people want her to be a model. WHAT? WHO WANTS YOU TO BE ONE?
Lastly, Cole aka Taylor's Boyfriend proved to be one of the biggest D-Bags in the history of reality TV. First he mocks PC, aka his girlfriend's really good friend AND a guy that went out of his way to do something nice for Cole, for being gay. THEN he has the BRILLIANT idea to try and get his current girlfriend and his Ex together so they can be friends. Really smart idea there Cole. He is an ass to Seabass by parading Taylor in front of him and asks why he isn't friends with Taylor (umm, they were NEVER friends. why start now?) Finally he pulls a PC and shows up univited to a party that his girlfriend was invited to. Who does Cole think he is? PC? He isn't fabulous enough. THANKFULLY Taylor dumped him. Good call Tay-Tay.
So You Think You Can Dance's final four dances tonight with the results tomorrow meaning, NO CAT DEELEY UNTIL THIS FALL! (Oh no! SBF LOVES it some Cat!) Jeanine is still around, over Melissa and Janette, which is a shame. YES, she has boobs, but come on. Speaking of COME ON AMERICA, Evan is still involved? I know that he is cute and everything, but he is no Ade. (To that point Ade is no Brandon, but who is this season?) Brandon should walk away with it, edging out Kayla, who is awesome. What I am really excited about? Seeing the addiction dance again tomorrow. That HAS to be in there. Best routine of the season. Done. But Brandon should walk away with this one. If Big B doesn't win, it will be two straight seasons with an undeserving winner (three if you want to count Sabra over Danny, which was theivery.) Benji over Travis was fine because Benji was talented, but I thought Travis was better. Honestly though, let's just get through this season so I don't have to think about Joshua EVER AGAIN. Twitch wuz robt!
Finally, Paris picked a BFF last night and it was the surprise of a lifetime when she ditched BOTH Stefanie AND Tiniceia for Stephen, whom she eliminated last week. The right move in both my and Wifey's opinion. Stephen deserved to win over these two clowns and everyone seemed happy, included Stephen and Paris. good move Paris. Don't be afraid to admit you made a mistake. Good for Stephen the gay mormon. Chad from Brooklyn will be so proud of his fellow gay mormon. Now Paris is off to London to find a BBFF (British Best Friend Forever) on BBC. She's so loyal!
Have a great rest of the week!
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