Fletcher's Mid-week entertainment report

Only a few things on my mid-week entertainment report.
For the record...
a Monday Morning a sports blog(or two),
a Tinseltown Tuesday: Hollywood/Movie blog,
a Wednesday/Mid-week Entertainment report + Sports blog
a Music Thursday-blog on music/industry
a Forecast Friday-usually previewing the weekend of entertainment AND Sports
Weekends-sorry, even I need a break.
(Note, all of this is subject to change, because I can do what I want)

Now for the mid-week entertainment report
AND ONE SHOT GLASS REMAINED................
So Tila Tequila picked Bobby last night in somewhat of an upset over Dani. I have followed this MTV bisexual dating show since its inception, and at first it had the makings of taking down Love Cruise as TOP REALITY SERIES EVER, but it kind of fizzled out down the stretch. Oh well.
Bobby and Dani got to "live like rock stars" for a day when they went to see Tila "work." (At first when they said they were going to see her work, I asked the Bride-to-be when they started letting cameras into strip clubs. She hit me) So they get to the "studio" and meet with Tila's producer, who is "so talented. He has worked with some of the biggest names in music. Um Jessica Simpson, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, ummm ME! HA!" (Tila was certainly being loose with the term "biggest names in music" if I say so.) So she had Dani and Bobby write a rap intro for her some "I love you, gimmie what I need." Bobby's was terrible and even though Dani's was decent, she SCREAMED it the entire time, and it was a little vulgar and strange to say the least.
Then on to the photo shoot where Tila CLEARLY had more chemistry with Bobby while shooting. It just looked weird when she posed with Dani. And PS, where are THESE pictures going to be found? On her myspace account?

Then the folks came over for dinner and Bobby's mom got DRUNK. Then the and Dani's mom got into a (what is the term here. if it were guys it would be "biggest dick contest" biggest boobs?) something where they were each saying that her offspring was the better choice for this bisexual that went on MTV to find love.....right

After a final date with each Bobby and Dani, and some "sexy kissing" with Bobby, Tila had to make her choice. The producers made it seem like Dani was the shoe-in which meant only ONE THING: Tila chose Bobby. Yep, how did we NOT see that coming. The reality show formula with the editing and the endgame switcharoo. I fell victim AGAIN!

Then as Bobby and Tila are making out, Dani storms off the pool top glass and Tila chases after her and though Dani hugs her, she pitches a fit outside. What to be the better man-er person Dani.

Bobby then goes on to end the show hugging and kissing Tila on "the greatest night of [his] life." and interestingly enough he is on the exact same spot kissing Tila where he was when all of the lezbinens came out the first time. Interesting Bobby was standing on water. I guess he was Jesus, just walking on water.

Maybe THAT's why Tila chose him. Hmmmm

All I have to say is............bring on That's Amore with Domenico!

IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY...................
It was annouced through a magazine that 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears, sister of Brit is preggers. Yep. The "star" of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101 is going to have a baby. The interesting thing HERE is NOT that Brit's little sis got knocked up, come on, we KNEW it was only a matter of time. They are trailer trash, folks. Not the interesting thing is that Nickelodeon is still on the air. I didn't realize that.

But seriously, she met the father of the baby, Casey Aldridge, at church. Wow, that's nice. She said she wants to raise the baby in Louisiana so it can have a normal life. If by normal, you mean its picture taken everytime you go out to the store or whatever and it will be rich because its aunt is a weirdo-celeb. Yes. That will be normal.

She originally wanted to keep it a secret, but she decided to tell a national magazine instead and her quote in the article was, "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock, and so was he{Aldridge]." REALLY? You were REALLY surprised? Unless you are on the pill or he is wearing a condom or doing the ole pull-out, THAT'S HOW BABIES ARE MADE? Or have you not reached that part of sex-ed yet, SINCE YOU ARE 16? I guess Zoey 101, a show about a high school girl, never had the teen preggers' special or even an episode where they pretended to be in sex-ed class. You were in TOTAL shock? REALLY?

PINK AND SILVER...THE COWGIRLS.
So everyone is saying that Tony Romo wasn't focused this past weekend against the Eagles because Jessica Simpson was in attendance wearing a pick cowboys jersey. I listened a little to the Two Live Stews yesterday with 3-D and Hometeam filling in (http://www.790thezone.com/), and they were BOTH killing Romo for having Simpson there, saying he was unfocused. Ummmm guys, he had a bad game. NOT BECAUSE he was thinking of Simpson, but because a tough, blitzing Defense got after him in a futile attempt to make the playoffs. And Hometeam, you are a cool dude, but if you EVER complain about too many shots of an attractive woman being shown during a football game again, I will start calling you "playingfortheotherteam" Get over yourselves HT and 3D. Hot chick...why not show here? They do when Tennis stars are playing. Get it a rest. Who watches football? Mostly men. Would I rather see Jessica Simpson clapping or DeMarcus Ware receiving oxygen? Ummm, EASY!