Thursday, July 23, 2009

At least Joey has a purpose!

Watching last night's Real World Cancun, I kept waiting for RW:C's voice of reason Bronne (like the Paper Towel) to shout, "Why are you cutting yourself, You're in CANCUN!?!?!"

But alas I didn't get Bronne's voice of reason. Instead all I got from the episode was more evidence which proves my theory, "You cannot argue with drunk and/or crazy people."

Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia was confused as to why CJ and Joey started yelling at her when she reasoned that "[she] did NOTHING!" to set off CJ...except enter his bedroom when you knew he had people over then mock his dick three times. You're right though Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiia, you did NOTHING!

But she was drunk, so of course she wouldn't understand why people were being mean to her. I started to feel bad for her too because you know, when you're fighting a battle by yourself, you're by yourself. Really, you're by your f-ing self!

I wasn't sure if the SBF readers knew that, but I guess if a drunk crazy chick says so, it is true. In fact, this was the second night in a row where crazy chicks have openly made me laugh out loud, the first being when NYC Prep's Kelli (or maybe it was Taylor) said that her plan is to graduate high school, go to college and then become a superstar. Ohhhhhhhhh, it IS that easy.

Back to the crazy chick. She was so crazy that she went to a bathroom and cut herself with some nail clippers or something. Jonna revealed that she didn't know what to say to said-crazy,drunk girl after Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiia cut herself. Jonna, has the Rev. Camden and 7th Heaven taught you NOTHING? 1-800-DONTCUT In fact Ayiiiiiiiiiiia even did a PSA about it afterwards. I texted Roomie, but she wasn't interested. Wifey also didn't want to high-five the PSA. COME ON PEOPLE! 7TH HEAVEN!

Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia tried to explain her actions to her concerned Roomies by saying "There is a deeper side to me. Blah Blah Blah." He actually said Blah Blah Blah when talking about how deep she is. Hmmmmmmm, you are deep.

Bottom line, Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia is crazy and I love that Joey, CJ (creator of the Waaaambulance) and Bronne (Why are you cutting yourself? We're in Cancun) are trying to get Ayiiiiia to leave. She even said about 18 times in the 44 minutes that she wanted to leave. THEN JUST GO! The house will be a little saner without you. But it wouldn't be as entertaining, unless Bronne gets more airtime. But Joey wouldn't have a foe. And Joey has a chance to be the BEST REAL WORLDER EVER, so let's keep his muse here.

PS, Bronne, if throwing the fire extinguisher off the balcony gets you kicked off, I will be PISSED! "WHY ARE YOU THROWING THINGS? You're in Cancun!"

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