Last night, sanity FINALLY won out. You don't see that all that much on reality TV, especially on MTV. Usually the sane party always goes to war with the insane party, and the insane party's fringe members never cross over to the light. They stick because of loyalty (gender, race, socio-economic standing) and the insanes usually declare victory when the sane party walks away because YOU JUST CANNOT ARGUE WITH CRAZY (or drunk) PEOPLE!
Last night though, the sane party scored a victory and you know across TV's landscape, all of the members of the various Sane party factions celebrated. I'm sure Brooklyn's Chet & Ryan, Survivor's Sierra, Taj and Brendan, The Hills' LC, and A Shot at Love's Bo are rejoicing right now. Their foes Sarah, Coach, the rest of the Hills cast and Jersey, I WOULD say are feeling bad for fellow-crazy Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia, but probably not. Crazy people probably think that Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia is getting screwed over.
Why am I chalking up a victory for the sane roommates? Ummmm, let's see. Ayiiiiiiiia hooks up with a chick, despite the fact that her BOYFRIEND at home calls her everyday, then she pitches a fit after Joey spits on her taco (get over it. what, are you out 69 cents? YOU ARE IN FRIGGIN' MEXICO, where tacos are GIVEN TO YOU FOR FREE WHEN YOU GO OUT TO EAT!), she destroys a $1000 guitar, then she gets all uppity when Jonna doesn't want to hang with her. She LEAVES the rest of the group...TWICE (once on an excursion and once at a club), and she doesn't have her girls backs and LATER will SPY on them. Then she goes off on her "Soulmate" Jasime and then on her "first" Emilee. And she drops an "at least I wasn't f-ing adopted." Umm, is that an insult from a Hooters waitress who had one abortion and then another kid out of wedlock? REALLY? That is your insult? WOW. that really hurts.
But she WAS leading the RW:Cancun Party, which featured Emilee and Jasmine (the fringe members), until E&J had a talk with the sane party leaders CJ and Bronne (somehow the VOICE OF REASON of this season. Who'da figured?) and the fringe pairing jumped parties. Now it is 7 v 1 and Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia is off being crazy all by herself while the other seven get along. WOW. and the weird thing is, Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia thinks that the other 7 are jerks and she is cool. Isn't it usually the opposite in those cases? If you are alone and everyone else is crazy, YOU are the crazy one. Just saying.
But Crazy people rarely (read: NEVER) see that logic. Thankfully Joey, CJ, Bronne, Derrick, Jonna and now Emilee and Jasmine are sane and maybe they'll vote out/send home Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia. It could happen. And I hope it does soon. But the producers probably won't let that happen because she causes the drama.
And on a sidenote, how come the Producers never just give the Roommates paper plates, cups, and plasticware? EVERY SEASON the roomies fight about cleaning up. It is a tired formula and always a subplot in one of the episodes. Yesterday it was Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia writing a note that "if you can f-ing eat, you can clean up." I would get pissy too I guess, but then I'd remember that I was in Cancun and I'd just wash what I used or what I needed and leave everyone else's stuff in the sink. (Or if I'm in a resort, I'd call room service, perhaps?) But please, next season in DC, just use paper plates or plastic. PLEASE? I am sick of the same argument over and over. It is getting to be boring TV. Like Cheaters.....
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