Lester is finally in the ground, Desi's fashion makes Paris Dizzy, and Real World goes lezbinen....
Ladies and gentlemen, the Midweek Entertainment report!
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Paris Hilton stirred up the drama last night in her quest for a new BFF by adding talking baby dolls (does she REALLY think that people will buy those dolls? REALLY? Well, I guess because 'they're hot!') and that caused Amanda to steal David's shoelaces and then, when David made the observation that Amanda's boyfriend was probably cheating on her (she is such a beyotch, he probably isn't cheating as much as leaving her) and then she grabbed his clothes to throw in the pool. When David got up to get his clothes back he was accused of "putting his hands on her!" Ummm, if he got his clothes back, and happened to graze her arm....gimmie a break. Then Tiniecia for WHATEVER reason decided to get involved and called David white trash. Ummm, Tiniecia, why are you insulting ANYONE? Honestly...You should be glad that you are still on the show. HONESTLY.
At the end of the day though Amanda, David and Tiniecia all get to stay (thank you producers) and Desi goes home because she has no fashion sense. Whatever. The producers made the right call. Of all three: Amanda, Dave and Tiniecia, none have a shot to win. She should have sent them all home. And for the record, David apologized, but the girls did not. Dave said it right too: why should he care if the other girls (stephen included) like him. He is only there for Paris to like him. WHICH IS TRUE! I might have even played the conspiracy card too, ie, they see him as competition so they are trying to get rid of him. But you know what Paris, this isn't a competition to me; this is a chance for me to find a new best-ie. She would eat that up!
In clips for tonight's Real World Cancun, the promo asks, "who would be the first roommate to hookup?" then shots of Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia and the other Hooters waitress are shown. Ummmm, Joey hooked up the first night, as did Bronne (like the paper towel) with the girl's mother! OH, MTV meant with each other.....Isn't MTV going to the Lezbinen well a little early in the season? This could mean trouble....OR THE BEST. SEASON. EVER. Let's hope it is the latter. Hey, the OC went to the LEzbinen well early and it brought Olivia Wilde into our lives (sorry, SKIN). So that wouldn't be a bad thing. Too bad Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia is involved.
Finally, Lester's body was laid to rest yesterday. Oh, you might know him as Michael Jackson. His memorial service was yesterday in LA and 18000 of his fans were in attendance (a little weird, isn't it?). 11 year-old daughter Paris noted that Chester was "the best father you could ever imagine." Ummm, really? If I was imagining the "BEST FATHER" the phrase "child molester" wouldn't be on the list of qualities.
Al Sharpton continued to feed this child's ignorance by saying "Wasn't nothing [sic] strange about your daddy. It was strange what your daddy had to deal with." Apparently to "The Rev" raping children isn't strange. And usually when someone DOES sexually abuse a child they go on trial. I guess THAT is the strange part for Sharpton. That he had to GO ON TRIAL for sexually abusing children. I shouldn't really listen to Sharpton though as he still hasn't apologized to the Duke LAX players after the woman came out and said, "yeah, I was lying." So until Sharpton apologizes, maybe he shouldn't make any comments on anything else.
Oh well, no more children will have to live in fear of the King of Pop, as in putting wine into their soda Pop and then luring them into his bed. The world is rid of a child molester. Thank goodness. Maybe THAT'S why everyone is celebrating...
Have a great week everybody!
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