Soaps are SO hot right now (apparently), Idol is coming back...without Simon, Chaz Sheen hates his wife and Jon Gosselin is living is a bad section of town.
Ladies and gentlemen, the MIDWEEK ENTERTAINMENT REPORT!
Clapclapclapclapclap with some tears (as it is the last one of 2009)
First James Franco decides to give up making movies to appear on General Hospital then Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos and Eva La Rue decide to return to All My Children. Man, Soap operas are HOT right now. Well not really. James Franco's going to GH is curious but perhaps his stint from SNL recently shows why he isn't getting any comedy offers (aka he ISN'T funny) and I guess you can only play a gay dude so many times (right Jake?). Is this all that's left for James Franco because James Dean and Harry from Spiderman both were killed off? Poor Franco. As for Ripa and La Rue (from CSI:Miami) they are just returning along with Consuelos because it is ALC's 40th anniversary. But really, what is COnsuelos doing, other than being Ripa's husband? I guess he doesn't NEED to do much.
American Idol and FOX have apparently agreed to another three seasons, lasting through 2014, but word is, Simon will leave the show to focus on X-Factor after this coming season. But I guess it is all good, since Ellen has joined the judges. My question: who will be the realist on the show from now on? They could go out and try and get a hardass, but people will just see him as a copycat and if he is TOO harsh, people will say, "Oh he's just trying to be EXTRA Simon." This is NOT a Marissa decision here. He IS the show and Idol will suffer for it. Fox should consider going after that X-Factor because of Simon, but I hope jugglers aren't involved in that show. PLEASE! NO CLOWNS!
Charlie Sheen as we all know was arrest over the Christmas Holiday in Aspen, Colorado and today his wife comes out and says that he threatened to kill her. WOW. The guy from the Haynes commercials? I guess he doesn't want to be like Mike as much as like OJ. (Ohhhhhhhhhh, bad joke.)
Finally, Jon Gosselin's apartment was vandalized (or was it?) recently. Why are we still talking about this guy? I only mention this to ask why we're still talking about this douche? This guy left his beyotch of wife and their 8 kids. I don't know if I'd call him a deadbeat dad because he gave up his career for the family, especially after his media-whore wife decided that she wanted to be a TV mom. I think maybe things could have worked out if the TV cameras hadn't been there, but we'll never know because these TWO decided to take the money and exploit their kids. Do I feel bad? No. He probably faked it anyways to attention. Once you get your 15 minutes, sometimes you'll do anything for a 16th minute, I guess.
Have a great and Safe New Year's Eve and we'll have more thoughts on the celebs NEXT YEAR!
Tomorrow, the LAST Blog of 2009.
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