Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Hey Urban, can Urban explain Urbanself please?

Fletcher Proctor has just one question for Urban Meyer. If Urban Meyer has such a problem with coaches and sportsmanship issues, why was Urban Meyer, with a 23-3 lead and 8 seconds left in the game against a clearly overmatched Miami team, kicking a field goal? Ummm Urban, why would Urban do that? Huh Urban?
Urban b!tched and moaned all off-season about Mark Richt's team celebrating and how classless it was, then Urban Meyer orders Urban's field goal kicker onto the field with 8 ticks remaining in a game Urban's team had in the bag (finally, since the team struggled for the first three quarters).
Was Urban upset that his #4 team in the country was struggling AT HOME to an unranked team, despite that team NOT being able to find the endzone AT ALL? Was Urban embarrassed that Urban's running game that Urban spent all off-season about hasn't done squat yet this season? Was Urban just trying to help out the betting public out there with a late cover? (PS, should the NCAA investigate whether Urban had money on the game?)
Fletcher Proctor just can't figure out why Urban Meyer would complain about Urban's opponents being classless then Urban himself turns classless with a late field goal to add insult to injury. Why would Urban kick a team while they are down? Fletcher Proctor wonders if Urban burns ants with a magnifying glass, just because Urban CAN.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Hey Urban, if Urban is going to talk the talk, Urban should walk the walk. Fletcher is just saying.

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