Get your mind out of the gutter. I write for Hooters Magazine! The next issue has our official College Football preview and I threw together a few top five lists. I now bring you my Heisman candidates as well as the top five eligible impact transfers. Enjoy you pervs!
Top Five Heisman Candidates
1. Tim Tebow, QB Florida. With two national titles and a Heisman already on his resume, he looks to add one more of each his senior season.
2. Sam Bradford, QB Oklahoma. The Oklahoma Sooner QB brought home the award last season and passed on being the No.1 pick to return for his junior year.
3. Colt McCoy, QB Texas. The eyes (and title hopes) of Texas are upon him; if he can improve on last season’s gaudy numbers he may take the trophy this season.
4. Jonathan Dwyer, RB Georgia Tech. Dwyer rushed for nearly 1400 yards and 12 scores last season and seems tailor-made for Paul Johnson’s offense.
5. Dez Bryant, WR Oklahoma State. Wide receivers are usually behind the 8-Ball for this award but Bryant’s potential is off the charts.
Top Five impact transfers.
1. Ryan Mallett, QB Arkansas. Mallett threw for 7 TDs and 892 yards in limited action at Michigan in 2007 and should thrive under Bobby Petrino.
2. Jarred Fayson, WR Illinois. Juice Williams will love throwing to the former Florida Gator.
3. Anthony Allen, RB Georgia Tech. The former Louisville RB will spell Jonathan Dwyer in Georgia Tech’s option attack.
4. Terrance Ganaway, RB Baylor. Ganaway is familiar with Art Briles’s system and will be a force in the backfield with QB Robert Griffin.
5. Josh Jarboe, WR, Troy. The sleek wide out never got to impress at Oklahoma but Jarboe will tear up the Sun Belt.
2 comments:
really honestly throwing Dez Bryant in that discussion... ???
That rings a little hollow especially considering the heisman run by Adarius Bowman a few years ago.
Sorry man there have to be better canidates out there than Bowman. If you're going with a shot in the dark why not throw a Jevan Snead dart out there.
There are only 3 true heisman candidates out there. But the Hooters people were not happy with me saying that there were just three.
Plus, why not throw him in there? Make him feel good about himself so when Brandon Boykin shuts him down, I can say that Georgia bottled up a Heisman candidate!
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