Thursday, January 7, 2010

The envelope please....The winners of the 4th annual FGs

I was able to pull a few strings and get some big time presenters to announce the awards. Thanks to EVERYONE that voted! (PS, to see Roomie's Votes see the comments at the end! We think that Layla helped her with some of the voting...)
With no further ado the winners of the fourth annual Fletcher Globes!

MOVIES

Best Movie
Sherlock Holmes
New Moon
(500) Days of Summer
The Blindside
He's Just Not That Into You
The Hangover

The Hot chick from Lie to Me and the hot chick from Mental to present.....

and the winner is....... The Blindside. Sappy, yes, but it was quasi-sports and Sandy Bullock was smokin' in it. Plus, anytime Phil Fulmer can be in a movie, it HAS to win. And if you ACTUALLY though New Moon had a chance, you were SORELY mistaken.

Actor
Robert Downey Jr, Holmes
Joseph Gordon-Levitt,(500) Days
Brad Pitt, Inglorious Basterds
Bradley Cooper, The Hangover
Justin Long, He's Just Not That Into You

Neve Campbell to present. And the winner is....Robert Downey Jr. His mustache was better than Pitt's and I cannot stand Bradley Cooper.

Actress
Kristin Stewart, New Moon
Amy Adams, Julie & Julia
Sandra Bullock, The Blindside
Ginnifer Goodwin, HJNTIY

Patrick Dempsey to present. And the winner is...Sandra Bullock. Let's be honest. the woman is in her 40s and she was flat out SMOKIN' in The Blindside. She nailed the accent and the "mom" from the book. Kudos to her for her best role ever, narrowly beating out her appearance in Speed2. Joking.

Supporting Actor
Jude Law, Holmes
Matt Damon, Invictus
Ben Affleck, HJNTIY
Ed Helmes, The Hangover

Mischa Barton and Ben McKenzie to present. And the winner is....Ed Helmes! The NARD DOG in an upset! Jude Law storms off and Mischa Barton passes out. Ed Helmes sings a little bit while thanking his fellow a capella singers. Anyone that sacrifices a tooth to make a movie, they win a Fletcher Globe!

Supporting Actress
Zoey Deschanel, (500) Days
Fergie Ferg, Nine
Scarlett Johansson, HJNTIY
Jennifer Aniston, HJNTIY

Harrison Ford to present. And the winner is....Zoey Deschanel. I considered her a supporting actress in this film because, while she was the love interest, this movie was really about the dude chasing her. Though the object of his affection and the semi-title character, it was about him. And she played it REALLY well too. I want to go back and rewatch the movie because of how the movie played out. I won't ruin if you haven't seen it. PS, if you haven't go netflix it! But at first I almost fell in love with her (despite the fact that my wife was sitting beside me while watching...) and by the end, I hated her (Summer, not my wife)

Breakthrough Actor
Quinton Aaron, The Blindside
Taylor Kitsch, Wolverine
Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover

Guy who played Donkeylips on Salute your shorts to present. And the winner is...Zach Galifianakis. Sorry Quinton Aaron, but I'm not sure you are going to go on to big time movie fame. Zach will. And while I didn't think The Hangover was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER, it WAS really funny. He was a big reason for it.

Breakthru Actress
Kim Dickens, The Blindside
Zoe Saldana, Avatar, Star Trek
Malin Akerman, Watchman & Couples Retreat

Duncan Sheik (is that how you spell the Barely Breathing guy's name?) to present. And the winner is....Malin Akerman. Not only was she HOT in Watchman AS WELL AS Couples Retreat, but if you saw the Esquire Spread.....Good. Lord. Nuff Said. PS Zoe Saldana, Broke out in Centerstage and Drumline....

TELEVISION

Best Show-Comedy
The Office
Community
Glee
Family Guy
Cleveland Show

Vinny, Snooki and Pauley D from Jersey Shore to present. And the winner is...The Office. Joel McHale is PISSED! Steve Carell and Rainn Wilson accept the award in character. Honestly, while The Office isn't as funny as it once was, I still watch it EVERY Thursday night and wouldn't miss it. The fact that Michael Scott hasn't left yet and Dwight is still funny, throw in the Nard Dawg and you've got what is still a great show. VERY well written.

Best Show-Drama
Friday Night Lights
House
Lie to Me
Mad Men
The Tudors

Justin Bobby and Audrina to present. And the winner is.......Friday Night Lights. Kyle Chandler and Taylor Kitsch accept the award and why shouldn't they? The two best characters on the show. After falling off the map with the second season and freaking me out to the point where I questioned whether the show SHOULD come back, the writers went and TOTALLY traded the shaggin'wagon for a moped! IE they TOTALLY redeemed themselves. This past season was vintage stuff and while I'm sad that Matt and Riggins and Lyla graduated, I'm almost looking forward to seeing where the writers take the new storylines. Cannot WAIT for the season to open up on NBC. Any show that keeps me in on a Friday night is a great show (because I am SUCH a night owl on the weekends, fyi!)

Best Show-Reality
Jersey Shore
The Soup
The Hills
Survivor-Samoa

Bob Barker to present. And the winner is..........Survivor Samoa. I was tempted to pick Jersey Shore, but this season of Survivor was AWESOME with Russell kicking arse and the fact that the underdogs ended up making it to the very end, despite Yooge odds against them. The twists the turns and several hot chicks make this season a WINNER. Best Survivor in a LONG while.

Actor-Comedy
Steve Carell, The Office
Joel McHale, Community
Matthew Morrison, Glee

Billy Baldwin to present. And the winner is....MICHAEL SCOTT! Take that Alec Baldwin. Not even nominated! Boo Yah! Carell is funny. Maybe not in movies, but on The Office...the show would collapse without him. (Well, maybe with Ricky Gervais..)

Actor-Drama
Hugh Laurie, House
Kyle Chandler, FNL
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, The Tudors
Tim Roth, Lie to Me

Dennis Rodman to present. And the winner is...Tim Roth. Sorry House, but I am kind of growing a bit tired of you. Hook up with Cuddy and you'll win next season. But Cal Lightman is a fascinating character these days. Kind of like what House was when it first started.

Actor-reality
JT,Survivor
Russell, Survivor
The Situation, Jersey Shore
Joey-Real, World Cancun
Adam Lambert, American Idol

Evan, Johnny Bananas and Kenny from the Ruins to present. And the winner is...Russell. Hands down the BEST Survivor player EVER. He didn't win? The jury was just mad/jealous/wetodddid. Russell, I hope this makes up for your not winning Survivor.

Actress-comedy
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Jenna Fischer, The Office
Courtney Cox, Cougartown
Lea Michele, Glee

Eriq La Salle (yes we were able to FIND HIM. After ER...boy what a GREAT career move THAT was, leaving the show.) to present. And the winner is....Courtney Cox. TAKE THAT TINA FEY! Cox is back from Dirt and FRIENDS with another shot and in the three episodes I've seen, she is passable. I guess I like the idea more than the actual show. Glee girl would have been second. That chick can SING (plus I think she's on a car billboard here in Atlanta)

Actress-Drama
Emily Deschanel, Bones
January Jones, Mad Men
Glenn Close, Damages
Connie Britton, FNL
Leighton Meester, Gossip Girl

Chris Jericho and Trish Stratus to present. (They are people from the WWE, folks) and the winner is...January Jones. Betty Draper really made a movie this past season to more than just idle housewife. She had an affair and a baby and her father died. The writers really used her. I would say that I felt sorry for her, but she is doing to Don the very thing that she hates him for doing. Hmmm, maybe we'll find out what's going on in her head this season....

Actress-Reality
Kristin, The Hills
Whitney, The City
Natalie, Survivor-Samoa
Sara, RW-Brooklyn, The Ruins

Chad and Rob Lowe to present. And the winner is.....Kristin. She brought the Hills BACK! Much better lead character than LC was the previous three seasons. A little bitchy and certainly Hot. Wifey hates her man voice though. I know my man Janovitz is on this one though.

Supporting Actor-Comedy
Jim from The Office
Dwight from The Office
Finn from Glee
Chevy Chase from Community

Actor who played Bobby Brady to present. (Hey, he needed work. We here at SBF do plenty of charity. what can we say?) And the winner is...Dwight. Of COURSE it is Dwight. Who did you think was going to win? Tracy Morgan? No, it isn't a drinking and driving contest. Dwight is ACTUALLY funny.

Supporting Actor-Drama
Tim Riggins, FNL
John Lithgow, Dexter
Henry Cavill, The Tudors
Wilson, House

Kara Wolters (the former UConn basketball player. what ever happened to her?) to present. And the winner is...Tim Riggins. Like there was ANY doubt. He is the coolest Canadian on TV right now. (Sorry to all of the other canadians out there. Alex Trebek, I apologize). He is just plain a badass yet what a soft and caring heart. Not only does he kick your butt, but he wins the girl with his true character. PLUS any guy that can get Lyla Garrity to find him more attractive than Jesus, they win a Fletcher Globe.

Supporting Actor-Reality
Spencer, The Hills
Justin Bobby, The Hills
Brody, The Hills
Tyson, Survivor
Bronne, Real World

C&C Music Factory to present. And the winner is...Bronne! He might be my favorite secondary Real Worlder EVER. Comic relief is all he was, yet he OWNED every scene he was in. Zombies are the ONLY thing that could take Bronne down. Oh, you kick him out of the ME!, he comes BACK! That's right. You can't stop him Mexico! Plus, he's like the paper towel, just spelled differently.

Supporting Actress-Drama
Rose Byrne, Damages
Lisa Edlestein, House
Minka Kelly, FNL
Roma Maffia, Nip/Tuck
Blake Lively, Gossip Girl

Sarah Wayne Callies to present. And the winner is...Roma Maffia. A little love for Liz, who's character got some play on Nip/Tuck, in the form of Christian. That's right. The Lezbinen turned straight for a while. Then she offered up some advice to Kimber in Season 6-Part1. About time the writers take advantage of her.

Supporting Actress-Comedy
Jane Lynch, Glee
Angela, The Office
Blonde Chick, 30 Rock (she won't win)

Peter Krause and Josh Charles (Casey McCall and Dan Rydell from SportsNight) to present. And the winner is...Jane Lynch. The David Guest moviestar stole EVERY scene of Glee she was in and offered some credibility to enable the show to take off. I really believe she brought the Guest movie folks to watch and tell their friends and then the show just blew up. SHE is responsible for the success and getting people to see all of the other talented young-uns in the cast. And THAT is how Sue sees it.

Supporting Actress-Reality
Audrina, The Hills
Heidi, The Hills
Erin, The City
Susie, The Ruins

Reba McIntyre to present. And the winner is Heidi. I hate that she won, but she was the best of the choices.

Writing
Friday Night Lights
The Office
Mad Men
Gossip Girl

Ted Danson to present. And the winner is....Friday Night Lights. After having Landry kill someone and then Tyra falling in love with him, the writers snapped to their senses, had Riggins and Lyla hook up and get Matt's mom involved. Then the writers brought another QB to challenge Matt, leading to a few Matt & Coach moments. Throw in the drama with Coach headed to another school and you've got a great storyline heading into next year. LOVE IT.

Breakthru Actor
Chace Crawford, Gossip Girl
Danny Pudi, Community

Fat gay guy from Chelsea Lately to present. And the winner is Danny Pudi. He's sort of funny.

Breakthru Actress
Kelli Williams, Lie to Me
Alison Brie, Mad Men & Community

Portia de Rossi to present. And the winner is....Kelli Williams. Foster is fun to look at AND ... well that's really the only criteria for this category.

Series
Jersey Shore
Cleveland Show
Glee
Royal Pains
Vampire Diaries

Chi McBride to present. And the winner is....Glee. And with McBride's apparent Fox lifetime contract, he'll probably appear on it at some point. But seriously, this is the best NEW show on TV. Looking forward to seeing Mr. Shu hook up with Miss Pillsbury. Looking forward to seeing if Puck and Quin have the baby together...lots of fun subplots here.

Re-emergence Actor
Tim Roth, Lie to Me
Joshua Jackson, Fringe
Ed O'Neill, Modern Family
Mark Feurstein, Royal Pains

Janel Moloney to present. and the winner is....Tim Roth. Mr. Orange wins the award because, quite honestly, his accent is cool and he's the new House.

Re-emergence actress
Kristin, The Hills
Rose McGowan, Nip/Tuck
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife

Frankie Muniz to present. And the winner is...Julianna Margulies. After leaving ER (it worked for Clooney and apparently NO ONE ELSE) she reappeared for 3 episodes of The Grid, appeared in a bit part on the Sopranos before finally (Knock on wood) making it back with The Good Wife. Hopefully she'll stick around. She is my favorite Italian-American actress. (umm, I feel pretty good about saying that. Wait, Maria Bello? hmm.)

Re-emergence series
Friday Night Lights
House
Nip/Tuck

Mary Murphy and Cat Deeley to present. And the winner is... Friday Night Lights. Was there ever any doubt? Might be even farther back than it originally was. That first season was pretty dadgum good but season three nearly matched it. I also like that they lost the final game. I like twists every now and then.

Lifetime Achievement Award winner. Martin Sheen presents....Aaron Sorkin. The best TV writer of our generation. West Wing. SportsNight. Studio Sixty. Throw in The American President, Malice, Charlie Wilson's War, A Few Good Men and the soon to be released Moneyball and the guy can seriously write movies too. I think this guy could write a TV show based on two pieces of poo being flushed down a toilet and I'd get goosebumps. Great writer. In one episode of The West Wing, some one asks Sam who his favorite writer is. He answers, "Toby." In that vein, when someone asks me, I say "Aaron Sorkin."

Thanks for coming out yet again to another Fletcher Globes and we hope we'll still be here next year!

1 comment:

Roomie's Votes! said...

Best Movie: The Blindside

Actor: Brad Pitt, Inglorious Basterds

Actress: Sandra Bullock, The Blindside

Supporting Actor: Ben Affleck, HJNTIY

Supporting Actress: Scarlett Johansson, HJNTIY

Breakthrough Actor: Quinton Aaron, The Blindside

Breakthru Actress: Kim Dickens, The Blindside

Best Show-Comedy: Glee

Best Show-Drama: Mad Men

Best Show-Reality: Jersey Shore

Actor-Comedy: Matthew Morrison, Glee

Actor-Drama: Kyle Chandler, FNL

Actor-reality: The Situation, Jersey Shore

Actress-comedy: Lea Michele, Glee

Actress-Drama: January Jones, Mad Men

Actress-Reality: Snooki, Jersey Shore

Supporting Actor-Comedy: Finn from Glee

Supporting Actor-Drama: Tim Riggins, FNL

Supporting Actor-Reality: Justin Bobby, The Hills

Supporting Actress-Drama: Minka Kelly, FNL

Supporting Actress-Comedy: Jane Lynch, Glee

Supporting Actress-Reality: Jenni Woww, Jersey Shore

Writing: Mad Men

Breakthru Actor: ?

Breakthru Actress: Alison Brie

Series: Glee

Re-emergence Actor: Joshua Jackson, Fringe

Re-emergence actress: Kristin, The Hills

Re-emergence series: Friday Night Lights