Thursday, January 7, 2010

if you're over 12 and reading comic books...

You're a loser. Seriously.

If you are still reading comic books like Superman/Batman/Spiderman then you might want to reexamine yourself. And the "graphic novels" you are reading, odds are they are about a "hero" who is a nerd in real life but he gets super powers. Basically, he becomes a big tough guy, kind of like what the nerd READING the comic book wants to be in real life. He WANTS to be good in sports and good at getting girls, but he isn't. He wishes he WAS the hero and was athletic and could get the girls. But he cannot, so he reads about someone that can.

Honestly, you probably really do like sports but you pretend that you don't because that would give your secret that you really want to be more like the cool athletic rest of us. You really want to be like Superman, why? Because he is really athletic and could dominate football. Batman would eat it up on a basketball team. Spiderman would be quite a hockey player.

I'm on to you all. Comic Con, interesting how that is held in San Diego, home of the NFL's hottest team. Interesting.....

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