Obama to make his first state of the Union, Greg Oden naked?, the closest Tebow will EVER come to the Super Bowl, PETA wants robots to take over the world!
Ladies and gentlemen, the MIDWEEK ENTERTAINMENT REPORT!
THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE! CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
TOnight Prez Obama will make his first state of the Union address. I don't know why all of the major networks have cancelled most of their primetime lineups. How long do you think it'll take him to say, "It sucks," I mean honestly? We had two hours of Mary J Blige but we'll only get about 30 minutes (well 17 minutes after commercials and crappy backstories) of Katy Perry because she is splitting the hour with Avril Lavigne and then we have the SotU. Come on. Even West Wing was smart enough to realize that no one wanted to watch the speech, just hear the afterthoughts of everyone. Let's have that here too....only just on the cable news networks. I don't know of a single person that wants to watch this over a new LOST or American Idol or Vampire Diaries (that's for Wifey). I'm just pissed that WSB750AM is bumping the Georgia game to the NEW 97.1 The River (even though 97.1 has been THE RIVER for four years.) I hope the game is on CSS and they don't bump it for Obama.
Prepare to shiver everyone. Greg Oden took naked pix of himself and texted them to an old girlfriend. After getting dumped I guess the girl decided to get back at him by posting the pictures on the internet. Hey Chicky, you aren't punishing him, you are punishing US! We don't want to see that.
So CBS is trying to decide whether or not to run the Super Bowl ad featuring Tim Tebow and his mother in an anti-abortion "commercial" during next week's big game. Apparently Tebow's mommy will talk about how she had complications with her fifth pregnancy after a mission trip and the doctor suggested an abortion, but she said NO! and out came Timmy. Note: Urban Meyer is having that doctor shot for even suggesting it. But women's groups are getting all pissy because of the ad and they want women to have a choice. Fine. They do, the last time I checked and if ANYTHING, people are going to want Roe v Wade upheld just because Tebow is against it. If that is what Tebow believes, he's allowed to say that people. Get a grip. You don't like it? Come up with the cash and run your own ad.
Finally PETA is at it again. First they want the University of Georgia to create a robot Uga because apparently the extremely pampered real-live Uga is "abused" by riding around in a car with A/C and rubbed and petted and loved by millions. Now PETA wants the folks in Pennsylvania to use a ROBOT groundhog. Umm, I'm pretty sure a robot groundhog would be programmable, so you want to control the weather now, PETA? I am afraid that these numbskulls are going to start creating robot animals and these things will try and take over the world. It will be like Starship Troopers or something. They aren't very smart, so they'll probably forget to install the "controlled by humans" switch. And by me writing about them, they've won what they were looking for: free publicity. Crap. I am such a FOOL! I fell for it. Crud.
Have a great rest of the week.
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