Midweek entertainment report 4/22/09

Flo Rida isn't creative, reason number 9847903 why PETA sucks, Slumlord's father apparently DIDN'T try to sell her, third time's a charm for SPEIDI on MTV and Why is Lil still singing?

Ladies and gentlemen, THE MIDWEEK ENTERTAINMENT REPORT!

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Apparently the father of the young girl in that Slumlordofdogtown Millionaire movie DIDN'T try to sell his daughter after all. Reports stated that a sting operation initially uncovered an attempt by the young "actress"'s father to sell the "actress" for 200,000 pounds aka $290K. But the guy now claims he never tried to sell her. Here is what I ask: how bad was her contract that she won't get WAY more than that in royalties? I thought the movie won all of those awards and Oscars? OH, I guess I was correct: NO ONE ACTUALLY SAW THE MOVIE AFTER ALL! I love being right.

Spencer and Heidi from Le Hills are expected to tie the knot (again) this Saturday and OF COURSE the MTV cameras will be there. But I sort of feel like we've done this before. How come MTV hasn't spun this off TLC style and done an entire season of wedding planning and whatnot? Heidi goes to the florist could be an episode. Spencer picks out his best man. The bachlor/ette parties. Meeting with the minister who tells them they are going to Hell. These are all great episode ideas. Word is that Brody, Lo and She-Pratt all are headed to the wedding, but LC isn't. Ahhh, too bad. At a recent Hills function, producers said that they are in negotiations for another season, but LC already said this was it....but she said that last season too. I guess the Hills will go on FOREVER. At least until LC pops out a kid. Then they'll move the show to VH1.

Can someone tell Flo Rida that he's allowed to make a song with an original beat? Thanks

I saw where PETA is asking Guinness to ignore NASCAR fans attempting to set the world record for Chicken Dancing at a recent Talladega Race because KFC is sponsoring the race. PETA says that KFC is cruel to chickens.
So many jokes here... let's run thru them all in bulletpoint format
-KFC isn't cruel to chickens. They don't make THEM eat the food.
-are the NASCAR fans sure the record isn't for drunkest version of the dance?
-NASCAR fans can dance?
-There is a record for largest chicken dance? I didn't realize the Spears/Federline wedding had THAT many people there....
I am all for ignoring NASCAR fans, but I hate PETA that much, so I'll have to side with the leftturnlovers here.

Finally, last night was Disco night on American Idol, except for what Anoop and Adam did. I am on the Adam bandwagon but thought what he did last night, WHILE STILL REALLY GOOD wasn't as good as the song two weeks ago and four weeks ago. That is his niche, maybe I am just getting tired of it? But he is still zonetastic at it. I missed Kris's act but from the phone clip at the end, it sounded pretty cool. I also missed Lil (thankfully) but from her phone clip, it appeared that she was asking everyone else to sing, and not her. HEY LIL, NOT GOOD WHEN YOU ARE BEING JUDGED! Of what I saw, I'd put 1)Adam 2)Kris 3)60 year old Allison 4)Danny 5)Anoop 6)Matt 7)Lil. I have to think that Lil and either Anoop or Matt are going home. Ehhh, what if, after Anoop gets eliminated, it is discovered that his father tried to sell him too? OH THE SCANDAL!

Thanks everybody. Have a great rest of the week!