Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Mid-Week Entertainment report

A plot on a Stone's Life, a potential Actors' strike, Steve-o gets arrested, Kid Rock is only guilty of eating at a WaHo and David Her-Nan-DEZ...wow
It's the mid-week entertainment report.
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I saw where Hell's Angels tried to kill Mick Jagger while he was on vacation, but a storm knocked over their boat. The reason for the attempt? He fired them as his concert bouncer/security following the death of a fan. I guess they got a little mad that they MIGHT have killed this kid and Mick wisely wanted to distance himself from this group of possible killers. And the craziest part? They were in a boat going to find Mick and a storm tipped the boat over and then they just decided, "Nevermind. We're cool." WHAT? That's all it took? A Gael wind? Give me a break. Either commit or don't. None of this half-way stuff! Come on Hell's Angels!

Steve-O from Jackass was arrested over the weekend, as a citizen's arrest. Yep, this dude's neighbor pulled a "citizen's arrest" on ole Steve-O. Seriously? Try and citizen's arrest me. We'll see what happens. You try and throw some cuffs on me, I might punch you in the face. Steve-O must have been STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED for that to happen. WOuldn't be the case with me.

Kid Rock's lawyer entered a "Not Guilty" plea in regards to a fight the "rocker" got into at an Atlanta Waffle House. Ummm, you're Kid Rock. I know that's not saying as much now as it was circa 1999-2002, but why are YOU going to a Waffle House? Get it delivered to your Hotel or bus. Don't go in. Only bad stuff happens at 3 in the AM.

And David Her-Nan-DEZ used to be a stripper at a male strip club and he also worked as a bartender at a gay bar. The guy is gay, but he is hiding it on Idol? Come on man. It is 2008. Be gay and be proud. But I can understand not wanting to talk about working as a stripper because of the Frenchy chick a few years back. She got kicked off for appearing on an Adult website. The Bride-to-be and I had a debate on this last night. I think Her-Nan-DEZ is in a worse situation because the appearance on an adult website was simulating sex, whereas ACTUALLY giving another dude a lapdance is real. Not simulated. Not good Dave. The Producers haven't said whether or not he gets the boot, but while we are on Idol....
"Great jobs"....
-I thought David Cook did the best last night with his LionelRichie song "Hello"
-Jason Castro also did well with Hallelujah. Really well actually until that last note. But it was still the second best song of the night.
"IT'S OK, You are safe" Jobs.....
-Michael Johns did alright. The judges really liked it, and I thought it was OK. But he is safe and not going anywhere except the Final 4
-David Archuleta was a letdown from last week, but most anything would have been. he is safe though.
"DUDE, You might be in trouble"...
-Danny Noriega did the Marylin Manson version of Tainted Love and it was pretty good, but the attitude is wearing a little thin.
-Jacuzzi was totally forgettable. In fact, I don't even recall the song he did. Not sure why they put him at the end, but that's not my call
-David Her-Nan-DEZ might get to stay as the producers came out today and said that he's ok, but while he might make it past this week, the dude might be done in a few weeks. He did a Celine song? Really?
"Dude, you are going HOME!"..
-Luke Menard. Don't wake me up before you leave, leave.

I think Luke and maybe Jacuzzi are GONE.

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