Just how dumb can you get?

A few months back I did the top 20 dumbest chicks on reality TV.
Throw out the list. Audrina from The Hills IS the list. In last night's episode we hear that there was a rumor going around that LC and Justin Bobby hooked up. Only the source of the rumor was some dude named Dino and he told Audrina.

And Audrina bought it. I did love in the last 4 minutes when LC finally said what everyone was yelling at his/her TV that she would rather bob for apples in a port-a-potty than hook up with JB. Rather spread honey on my rectum then crawl backwards into a bear cave.... you get the idea.

How could Audrina think that LC would hook up with Justin Bobby? Did Audrina think that ALL of those times when LC was trying to talk her into breaking up with the winner, it was so SHE could hook up with him? (In her defense though, JB has looked a LOT better this season than ever before. He got a haircut and seems to have grown up a tad since the last time we saw him. Also he thinks Audrina was acting childish to believe the rumors. Hmmmmmm when both parties deny a rumor told to you by a guy named "Dino" and you put common sense into the equation....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRAIN OVERLOAD FOR AUDRINA!)

At least Jessica Simpson was acting. She was. She saw that Mandy Moore was an average singer who played it straight and couldn't amount to much. JSimp was a worse singer who decided to play it dumb is is dumbing it ALL the way to the bank. She is smarter than all of us.

I think my favorite part of the episode was when Audrina said that LC was doing to her what she did to Heidi. Ummm Audrina, no. LC was a hypocrite to Heidi. To you she was just the victim of your craziness/stoopidity. I bet LC wanted to scream the question of whether she was currently on crazy pills. Audrina, YES you should apologize. You were a moron. And sadly, you should BEG Justin Bobby to take you back after you were mean to him. Plus, I bet now that the Aussie kid has seen this episode, he's glad you aren't coming down undah for the Holidays.

On a sidebar, Heidi, you look terrible these days. You ARE allowed to clean up a bit before going to work. Just saying. And what's with the PERM? Oh, and Spencer was PROBABLY telling the truth when you asked if anyone stopped by that day for her. Your sister had stopped by several days prior. Holly said she stopped by a few days prior. Just so ya now how the time/space continuum works.

And good for Spencer and Heidi getting married, but it puts a damper on my theory of The Hills Series Finale with LC pulling a Dustin Hoffman/Graduate moment at Speidi's wedding. Oh well.

If I am ranking the top 10 dumbest people of the past week.....
10)The Fox River crew that believed Michael Rappaport. NEVER DO THAT!
9)Cam Newton (UFla QB that threw stolen laptop out the window)
8)GM Execs (they told Tiger Woods to take a hike. HUH?)
7)You if you watched the AMAs
6)Frank Wren (Braves GM. TRADE FOR PEAVY ALREADY!)
5)Randy from Survivor(way to play that fake Idol)
4)Mike Stoops (U of Arizona football coach)
3)Michael Vick (pleaded guilty again. guy left HOW MUCH on the table?)
2)Andy Reid (Eagles head coach)
1)Audrina (The Hills, thought LC and JB hooked up. Wha?)