Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Midweek Entertainment report 11/26/08

A Speidi wedding, a "star" dances well, Paris cuts two and HEY tomorrow is TURKEY DAY!

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the mid-week entertainment report!

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Did they or didn't they. Did Spencer and Heidi get hitched in Mexico? They eloped? What? That DOESN'T sound like something the couple would do. You would think that they would SELL the entire process to the highest bidder. But if they DID decide to exchange vows south of the border, then cool. As for all of the hullabaloo over whether or not it is legal, I say, "WHO CARES?" They stood in front of a minister and exchanged vows. Spiritually, that's REALLY all you need. Technically Wifey and I were married when we went to the Fulton County regristrar's office and got a license and Terri signed it. But we wanted a ceremony. Do you think Speidi REALLY cares about the technical aspects of the marriage? No. Since neither really works, it isn't like they have to worry about joint health insurance or anything.
But I am guessing they have an "American" wedding too so they can make more money from photos or MTV.

Brooke Burke won Dancing with the Stars last night. Can someone please tell me who this "Star" is? If I don't know the person, I can't call them a "star." I am pretty uptospeed on my pop culture, and I didn't know this Brooke Burke woman. Sorry. NOT A STAR.

Paris Hilton cut two potential BFFs last night in Shelley and Corrie. Obvie, those two were gone. The Virgin and the beauty queen were given the boot, leaving Britney and Vanessa to battle it out.
It was interesting, last night the show had them going to Ryan Seacrest's radio show where he interviewed them. Vanessa came off as missing the point of the show. I think she thinks it is WHO WANTS TO BE WITH PARIS HILTON, not just be her best friend. Vanessa was creepy in the photo shoot, saying Paris is sexy and hot and smiling like a fool the entire time. It creeps me out big time and it creeped out the photog and Seacrest too.
And can we also please get OFF Britney for openly saying that she wants to be a singer? Oh, she has goals for herself. HOW DARE SHE! I think this actually works for her. She will move to LA to be a singer and might ACTUALLY be friends with Paris. Vanessa on the otherhand is a teacher from Alaska. Really? Are you planning a move to Hollywood? Or do you expect your BFF to come and visit your school in Alaska? Rrrrrrrrrrright. I think anyone trying to penalize Britney for trying to be an equal with Paris is stoopid. Vanessa is just a superfan, not a friend. That would get old fast and they wouldn't stay friends. Bank on it. GO BRITNEY.

Finally, tomorrow is Turkey Day and I have this Friday off too. Sorry, that means no Blogs until Monday. The in-laws are coming into town, so that might put a damper onto my plans of "no pants until Monday," but we shall see. Have a great holiday everybody and in 30 hours from RIGHT NOW, it will be OK to begin listening to Christmas music.

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