The Secret Service will cover a Renegade, ANOTHER Smith to star in crappy movies, Clark Gable rolls over in his grave and House needs a pair.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the midweek entertainment report!
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Apparently the secret service has revealed the top secret code names for the new First Family. Obama is going to be coded as Renegade. The rest of his family will be Rosebud, Radiance, Renaissance, everything starting with an R. Umm, is it a good idea to give these code names out? Just wondering. I wouldn't have leaked them, but that's just me. I also wouldn't step in front of a bullet, so the secret service has one up on me.
I hear where Jaden Smith will "star" in the remake of the Karate Kid Movie. Seriously? As if ONE Smith wasn't bad enough, we now have to be subjected to ANOTHER one that steals money? And if Jacky Chan is REALLY going to be the new Mr. Miyagi, I will want Ralph Machio to stop bussing tables for a night to go picket the opening. Please? This is bad. Really bad.
On last night's House, Dr. House REALLY needed to grow a pair at the end when he wouldn't knock on Cuddy's door and ask her out. Come on Greg. Get with Cuddy aka Bobby Bernstein. Do it! She's hot. Hotter than Cameron. Well maybe not, but better for you.
Lastly, Paris Hilton, in her quest for a new BFF, pulled a shocker move last night when she allowed Vanessa to be a b!tch and select someone for elimination, then OVERRULING her and taking the Virgin off the "chopping block" (to borrow an overused phrase from MTV) and instead putting Klassy Kayley up for elimination. And just in case we DIDN'T know, Kayley is the granddaughter of Clark Gable. She mentioned this about 600 times in last night's episode. Thanks, Kayley, but quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. You called yourself too classy to try to pick up guys in Vegas, so instead you smoked and did enough shots to choke a small army of goats. Wow. You were THROWING them back. Then you go off and recruit about 6 men, all over the age of 45 to come to Paris Hilton's house. I think they were actually your grandfather's friends. But please stop calling yourself classy and saying that you are a homebody. You OBVIE like to party. That's fine, but don't try to play the whole "I'm never drinking again!" card when you are CLEARLY going to drink the next chance you get. COME ON.
And as far as Corrie's XBFF on camera talking about all of the schtuff she has done...wow. Sleeping with a bunch of married guys? No wonder they call you Bikini Corrie. (Wait, that was because you earned it!) Last thing about the episode: when Corrie started crying, right before Paris shocked everyone and kept her, thus sending Clark Gable's granddaughter packing, Corrie noted that sometimes she would come home from school and cry and wish she wasn't so attractive. I asked Wifey and she said that no girl EVER wished to be ugly. Just didn't happen. Corrie tried to say that "heavy is the head that wears the crown." really? First off, let's disabuse her of the notion that she is pretty. Just putting it out there: you aren't honey. Just so you know. Would CT drunkenly talk to you? Probably, but that isn't saying much. It was very surprising though that Corrie got to stick around. I know she is sort of the new villain, but Kayley offered WAY more in terms of trainwreck-potential. Neither is going to win. I STILL say Britney is going to win it. I've thought that ever since Japan. And if Vanessa wins, I might break something.
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