Dark Knight making serious green, Fergie Ferg to play Prostitute, Don't touch Keira's boobs, and Seacrest OWW!
Ladies and Gentlemen....the Midweek entertainment report!
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The Dark Knight has continued to kick butt and has now raked in over 324M in North American in less than two weeks. WOW. It has passed the other comic book movies and has just passed the Harry Potter movie that did have the record. We are looking at a run at Titanic's overall record here. And remember, Titanic was in theaters for 9 months in seemed. I remember it came out in October or November and I saw it in theaters in January. Yeah, quite a long run. IF Dark Knight sticks around that long (it won't) it will take in 1Billion.
Fergie Ferg will play a prostitute in the upcoming adapated Broadway-musical-to-big-screen Nine. She will sing a duet with Daniel Day-Lewis and will co-star with Dame Judi Dench, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Kate Hudson. But Fergie Ferg having to play the role of a prostitute? I know she will be Fergilicious, but she should be shooting higher than that. At least get a role of call girl, not just prostitute. You don't have to give it up Fergie. But then again I forgot. Everytime Daniel Day-Lewis comes around, your London Bridge wanna go down. That's right.
Keira Knightley has reportedly gotten upset by studio execs wanting to alter her cleavage in photos promoting her movies. Keira, I love ya girl, You were fantastic in Love Actually....but you are a bit flat-chested. Bugbites, if you will. If it sells a few movies, who cares? I can understand your getting upset over a movie like Emma or something atlering the girls, but for King Arthur (or whatever that crap movie was) that you appeared in barely covered? What's the problem there?
Finally, I saw where a shark bit Ryan Seacrest the other day. Well according to him, at least. So a shark bit you? Let me ask you this Ryan, were you perhaps hitting on the shark's boyfriend?
That's it. A music blog tomorrow. Have a great hump day!
2 comments:
Hey Roomie!! The London Bridge reference cracked me up!
Hmmm. Fergie playing a prostitute.
Well now that will be a stretch for central casting to make that work.
KK, offense sells tickets, go airbrush. I always touch up my poster shots.
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