Tina just can't say no, Paris tries to make friends, No Bollywood/No Problem, and Pacey ponderations......
Ladies and gentlemen, THE MIDWEEK ENTERTAINMENT REPORT!
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Paris Hilton was at it last night, trying to find her new BFF on MTV. I loved this show. I thought it was zonetastic First off, the party where the Kiki girl just kept talking about how she was going to tell Paris all about her sorostitute. Wow. I am sure Paris was thrilled. to hear about that. I also liked that the show has two she-he's on it. The one named Onch (first name Mike) was confusing, but the other one that eventually got voted off...Wow she was like a male porno actress. Yeah. You read that correctly. What was she/he? Then during the questioning, when the one girl, when asked, "How many guys have you slept with?" responds, TONIGHT? Classic.
As far as the makeover went, clearly Paris just wanted to see you in a completely different style...and she wanted to mess with you. Just do the different hair style because the stuff grows back and the colors fade. Just do it. AND she wants to see if she can wrap you around her little finger. Why not just do it, stay on the show and get quasi-famous. You aren't REALLY going to be her friend. Just ride the wave and maybe get a spinoff like I Love New York did.... But the best part was after Kiki stayed and she turned down all of the hugs: nice! She called them all "fake beyotches." awesome. This show is going to ROCK OUT.
Hey Tina Fey: YOU HAVE AN AWARD WINNING SHOW (well, it shouldn't win over the Office, but for whatever reason it does.) STOP APPEARING ON SNL! You don't have to anymore, just so you know. But I guess you enjoy doing the Sarah Palin impression, so whatever. If McCain wins, are you going to be a full-time regular? In four years are you coming back to SNL as her again for the presidential race? I need to know Tina. You were good back doing the Weekend Update stuff. I don't watch your new show. Sorry. I like Chelsea Lately better. She's actually funny.
Bollywood has gone on strike? 100,000 workers are striking over in India? I haven't been this upset since Fox cancelled The Loop....wait.....WHO CARES? I wonder though if this has anything to do with Richard Gere and his gerbil kissing that one actress? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm has a single person ever killed an industry like that before? He Hate Me and the XFL maybe.
Finally, I have tried to watch several episodes of Fringe on Fox now. ONLY because of Pacey's appearance on the show, but it is too weird. Sorry FOX. I am going to pass on this show. It is no Bones, House or Prisonbreak. How about instead of running these shows, you finish REUNION! Getting back to Pacey for a second, I was thinking: if Joshua Jackson had played Ryan Atwood on The OC instead of this nobody that was Ben McKenzie, how much better would the show have been? I say 1087X better. The show would have NEVER become the Seth Show starting in season two. Just putting that out there. Pacey with Marissa Cooper. Pacey with Taylor. I am betting though Joshua Jackson would have seen the script towards the end of season one and said, "Umm Eric Balfour isn't hitting me and I will NOT bump uglies with Teresa! NO!" Then the show wouldn't have had that horrible storyline. No more Teresa popping up in season 2 and 3 randomly. Plus, would Marissa really wanted to go lezbinen with Pacey right there? Would Lindsay Gardner really wanted to go to Chicago with Pacey at her disposal? NOPE! Pacey would have made that show so much better. It wouldn't have gotten cancelled. So what is JJ would have been older that the 16/17/18 that Ryan's character called for? They all looked older than high school. That show would still be going in college and Ryan/Pacey would be tapping Taylor OR some new chick from her dorm. Wow. I could keep going with story lines. Summer and Ryan/Pacey would have probably hooked up, leading to a civil war of sorts between Pacy and Seth. Maybe Lindsay returns? Who knows. And Caitlin Cooper could have kept the storylines going. PLUS With Pacey around, Marissa would NEVER have gotten killed off, why would she want to leave Pacey? Putting these thoughts out there.
(PS, if you are following at home, Alex from the OC is now on House and Lindsay Gardner is now on Prisonbreak. Also Gretchen from PB is on next tonight's Bones, did I see that correctly? Glad that FOX is still recycling its actors.)
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