The worst part of the UGA/Alabama aftermath was listening to my radio station cohorts call Matthew Stafford into question. (I won't name names, but the gentleman who claimed all of these things appears Saturday mornings on High School High 5 as well as the recently ended EVHEI.)
He said that Georgia QB Matthew Stafford poops in an Asian takeout box then tries to pass it off as Thai Fried Rice to his roommates. Poor Kris Durham was nearly finished when Stafford laughed at him! Stafford called Durham dumb and promised to throw one so low it injured Durham's wrist against ASU.
He also said that he would be the type of person who, at Christmas, would play the harmonica in a wheelchair outside of a MATRA station, then take the money he receives and to buy alcohol for minors!
Last time I checked, this personality says this guy ENCOURAGES drunk driving.
He goes to cancer wards and mocks folks with skin cancer, by applying fake tan and saying, "LOOK LOSERS, NOTHING HAPPENED TO ME! YOU GUYS ARE JUST WEAKER THAN ME, SUPER STAFFORD!"
This guy said Stafford fakes a limp at the special Olympics then right before the guys with the fake legs are about to win, he burns past them on his real fresh legs.
Apparently the personality has an inside source that says Stafford brings a Hardee's Monster burger into Athens's vegetarian Blue Bird Cafe just to spite people.
He sees a homeless person searching through the trash can for food, and even though he is full, Stafford EATS the leftovers right from his steak dinner in front of the homeless dude and then throws it up and asks if he is still hungry.
He plants trees in the no-plant zone of forests so that wildfires can keep spreading.
Apparently he goes to the Philippines and staples foreskin back onto Tebow's handiwork.
Yep this personality says that Stafford sucks as a human being. I think the guy said that he throws kittens out of the window of a car on Loop 10.
He said that he built his own guillotine and executes Nobel Prize winners from Australia.
This personality went on to say that Stafford goes around to Pineview apartments in Athens and throws hair in the drains, causing backups. Then he rushes out to Kroger and buys up all of the drain-o so the folks can't remedy the situation.
Apparently he also went to New Orleans right after Katrina and kept saying, "Hurricane 1, New Orleans 0," "Hurricane 2, New Orleans 0" etc, after every house he saw destroyed.
He apparently was the reason Reunion was cancelled, according to the personality
Yep, this Stafford is "one sick sonuvabitch," according to this personality.
Now I personally this Stafford is zonetastic and will be a great pro. I think HE, not Knowshon, leads UGA to the SEC title this season. As far as a championship, not sure if he sticks around next year or not. I wouldn't because he is going to get $32M as a first overall pick guaranteed. How do you turn that down?
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