Next time I see Jim Nantz I am going to punch him in the face and say, "I am NOT your friend!" Then I will kick him in the shin and yell, "And that's for NEVER TALKING TO ME!" Next I will spit on him and say, "Fletcher Proctor. Nice to meet you." Finally I will help him up and say, "There, now we can be friends again," in my best Doc Holliday accent.
(If you don't get what I am talking about, watch the Masters today at 4 p.m. when Jim Nantz opens the coverage by saying, "Hello Friends."
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