Midweek entertainment report 4/30

Paula drinking on live TV, Tila's second shot at love and PUT SOME CLOTHES ON MILEY! It's the midweek entertainment report!
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Last night on Idol, the 45 seconds I DID manage to catch, saw Paula commenting on Jason Castro's first song AND second song, EVEN THOUGH he hadn't done his second song yet. TRUE the format was changed so the judges JUST commented after all 5 went once, and TRUE Paula did sit in on the dress rehearsal, but COME ON. REALIZE where you are Paula. You should have KNOWN by just sitting for 30 minutes that the singers had only gone once. Give me a break. Oh, but she's never been drunk ONCE before in her life. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.

Tila Tequila is BACK and looking for love again (either Bobby cheated on her OR the MTV cash was too much to pass up. I am guessing the latter is true. But I guess "looking for love" means making out with people you just met 30 seconds prior. Whatever. It happens at bars in Athens. But usually it is because some a-hole spiked a chick's drink) Anyways, in last night's episode, Tila decided to keep the Stalker and send home the South American. Fine because the producers couldn't afford to send the crew to the Southern Hemisphere for the "Meet the parents" episode, but don't cut him NOW. Wait until AFTER the creepshow leaves. And Fame was sent home? Thank goodness. Wow. What a terrible voice. Plus I think the MTV/VH1 family ALREADY has one talentless black chick with her own show. She's called "New York". Sorry Fame. You are a little late. But finally, I DID think it was funny that George had to remember when his dead mother's birthday was. Are you kidding me? Come on George. You saw the writing on the wall after your horrible date with Tila and pulled out a big card to stay safe. IF you make it that long, won't that be ackward when Tila meets your mom. "Wait I thought you were dead. ANd what do you mean three weeks ago WASN'T YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Finally, Miley Ray Cyrus, put some clothes on! Not because it is ruining your image to your young fans, but because YOU ARE ONE UGLY NAKED CHICK! Wow, did you see the images that Vanity Fair will run? Yesh. (PS, is it a rule that in order for a female to appear in Vanity Fair, they MUST pose naked, save for a sheet covering the whooo haaaa?) But I will say that she is getting nailed for showing her bra? Come on. Brit didn't wear underroos and you people slam her. Hannah Montana IS wearing a bra and you slam her for that? Come on. Get your story straight. Also, she is laying across a boy's lap? She is also still sporting that ring that promises she will wait for marriage before having the sex. Just LAYING on a boy isn't bad. Get a grip people. (This is the second time I have defended Ms. Spanish Mountain. I need to check myself, before I wreck myself)