Real World Atlanta: Episode 7

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Dani emerges from Todd and Jimmy’s room, wearing one of Todd’s shirts. Todd comes out topless, wearing a pair of Seahawks boxers. Kevin pulls up beside Todd and throws his arm around a clearly happy Todd. “So, two in two days. My MAN!”
“That’s pretty uncool, man. You should treat your woman right. You want to be with Dani, cool. Tell Ray. I remember when we first got here though. You said we needed to look out for each other. That is pretty low man.” Jimmy scolds Todd. “You’re right. I should tell Ray.” Todd walks off and Jimmy heads to Confessional.
“The puppetmaster!” grins Jimmy.
Back in the hottub, Dani has reappeared in a bikini and is sitting by Todd, trying to snuggle, but Todd doesn’t seem to be as comfortable as he was before Jimmy’s talk.
Well Vlad,” Carly starts, “I think you are attractive. Cailie thinks you are attractive. We would like to go on a date with you. Wooooooould you be interested?”
“On a date? The three of us?” Vlad has stopped working out and is staring in disbelief at the ladies.
Vlad gets into the hottub in his boxers and Cailie is in her cami and thong. Vlad and Cailie appear to get really flirting while watching Carly splash around.
“Baby I’m sorry. I just don’t,” he cannot finish as he is crying.
“Think about it. I love you. If you still want what we have, we can talk about it when you get home.
I don’t know if I’m still IN love with her.” Todd is trying to work things through in his head. The two make out in the phone room

This is the TRUE STORY, of Seven strangers (you’re a rapper?), picked to live in a house (ATL BABY!), and have their lives taped (get the F*** out my face!) to find out what happens when people stop being polite (say it again, I DARE YOU!) and start being real. The Real World: Atlanta!

CNN, TBS and TNT are shown then we see a shot of Tyler Perry Studios and Tyler Perry’s creative manager is sitting down with Todd, Jimmy, Kevin and Dani. “Where are the other roommates?” the manager asks after Todd pitches Miss Doris. “They were doing some research on the demographics and trying to get some fieldwork done,” starts Kevin.
“No, they are just freaking lazy. Kevin is trying to stick up for them. They aren’t interested and didn’t offer much. This was all Todd right here. He is into this project. We want to be involved too. Too bad the others don’t give a rip,” Jimmy finishes.
“Well I am sorry. I expect to see them here for the next meeting. I will want them to spearhead the next meeting. Two characters for a week from Thursday.”
The roommates shake hands and head out to the car.
On the way home, Dani is laughing about what Jimmy said. “Damn James. You didn’t hold back.”
“Well those slackers don’t want to work on the show, they shouldn’t get any credit. If they aren’t going to do anything, I don’t want this padding their resume and I don’t want their names on the credits. Earn everything you get.” Jimmy is really steamed. Todd seems to have a respect for Jimmy.
The crew gets back to the house and Carly and Cailie are beginning to stir. Vlad is sipping on a smoothie while reading email.
“HEY DOUCHEBAGS! GET DOWN HERE NOW!”
Vlad, Cailie and Carly seem a bit confused as they enter the kitchen. “Were you referring to us as “Douchebags?”
“Yeah. We just got REAMED out by Tyler Perry’s people for your not being there. UNCOOL. We’ve been working hard, carrying your butts, come up with a fantastic character, but instead of hearing ‘good job,’ we get bitched at because our three other roommates were MIA!” Jimmy is furious and in a zone. Dani and Todd are giving Kevin a sideways glance. “You slackers will be LEADING the next meeting next week and we have to have two more characters. YOU GUYS will be in charge. Get your asses in gear. Stop chasing after Vlad, LADIES, and start buckling down. We will help you, but you’ve got to do this.”
“Sorry I don’t really want to have a big part on this show. I don’t get black humor and I don’t think I ever will. Doesn’t he want this show to be a success? They he wouldn’t have a white girl writing the show,” Carly attempts to explain herself.
“I don’t care, but what I DO know is I am NOT being yelled at again. So even if your character sucks, you WILL come up with a character,” Jimmy finishes and walks off.
“Listen guys, we will help out in anyway, but you guys do need to pull your weight a bit more,” Todd finishes the conversation. Kevin and Dani leave while Todd sits down at the computer. Vlad has already left during Jimmy’s rant. Carly and Cailie go to the coffee machine and whisper to themselves.
“This sucks. Who freaking cares about this show? If they want to do it? Do it. I don’t want to do it. I don’t care about this stupid show. Whatever,” Carly vents to Cailie.
“I don’t really want to do it either, but we have to, otherwise we go home,” Cailie explains. “So did you have fun last night?”
“Yeah. Vlad is a cool guy. Great body,” Carly sums up Vlad.
“I think he’s great. Should we go out with him again?” Cailie asks.
“Why Miss Cailie, are you smitten?” Carly asks. “Maybe.”
Kevin enters the room and shares that he has broken up with Kirstin. “So ladies, if you need another dude so you both don’t need to go out with Vlad, I’m here.”
“Ahhh, thanks,” Carly says, rolling her eyes.
Vlad is shown working out when Jimmy walks in. “Hey big Pollock, guess who’s coming in this weekend. Abby.”
“Really. That should be fun,” Vlad says without looking up.
“Dude, are you mad about earlier? Tyler Perry’s people didn’t yell at us. I was just saying that to piss off Carly and Cailie. I know CarCar hates the show. I wanted to tweak her.”
Vlad stops working out and eyeballs Jimmy. “Do we really have to come up with the characters?”
“Yes. Shut up about the stupid show. You’ve got to pick between your two bitches and come out on a double date with us,” Jimmy invites.
“OK. Carly,” Vlad says. “Wow, I’d have thought you’d have picked Cailie,” Jimmy is surprised.
Carly and Cailie are seen in the kitchen.

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Vlad and Carly are walking back from grabbing a slice at Felini’s when Vlad asks Carly to go out with Jimmy and Abby. “Umm, sure. I’d love to,” a surprised Carly answers. “You know I like you, but I think Cailie is in LIKE with you.”
“Oh really. DISINVITED!” Vlad jokes. Carly laughs with Vlad.
Back at the house Carly lets Cailie know about the date. “Is it OK if I go?” Carly asks.
“Yeah, why wouldn’t it be?” Cailie says disappointedly. “Oh course he’d pick you.”
Carly gives Cailie a hug as Cailie is tearing up.
Cailie is crying in confessional when Jimmy enters. “Oh sorry. Hey, are you alright?” Jimmy asks.
“Umm yeah, I was just finishing up,” Cailie lies.
“Are you upset that Vlad asked Carly to go out with Abby and me?” Jimmy inquires.
“No, I’m fine. Really.”
“You know, if you really like him, we can get him for you. You like him. I’ve seen him around you. I’ve read his body language. You know you have the goods girl. You’ve just gotta dress it up a bit. You are too cowgirl right now. He likes WOMEN. Be a woman, not a cowGIRL. Know what I mean?”
Cailie goes to Dani and explains the situation and asks if she can help her “girl up.”
“Really, you want me to help you? I’m a lesbian. I dig the cowgirl thing.”
“Come on Dani. I like Vlad. And he wants a woman, according to Jimmy at least,” pleads Cailie. “OK let’s see what we can do.”

Abby arrives and Jimmy shows her around. He introduces her to Kevin, who makes an ass of himself trying to freestyle a rap. “Apparently K-Dawg has a record contract with Big Boi of Outkast. I guess Big Boi is hurting for talent right now.”
Kevin gives Jimmy the finger before heading off. Todd is hard at work at the computer. “So that’s Jimmy. He cheated on his girlfriend with a lesbian,” Jimmy says to Abby. Todd doesn’t look up. “And THIS is the lesbian!” Jimmy points to Dani. “Thanks, @$$hole. I’m Dani, nice to meet you.” She shakes Abby’s hand.
Jimmy intros Cailie and Carly as well. “Carly was the one that Vlad is going with tonight, but he really likes Cailie and she likes him. We’ve got to try and make that happen.” Abby nods her head yes.
Vlad is introduced to Abby. “So why aren’t you going with Cailie tonight? She’s hot,” Abby asks Vlad. “WOW, she speaks her mind.” Vlad laughs.

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Abby is putting on makeup and begins giving Cailie some advice. She recalls how she got Jimmy when they were at UVA. She asks about Cailie’s dating history or lack thereof and offers some insight of how to get Vlad. “Listen dearie, I’ve been around enough European men to know they like aggressive women. That’s how they are over there. They want that. I know you are friends with Carly, but she’s a bit of a whore on first meeting. You don’t have to be a whore, but be more aggressive. She goes and gets what she wants. You’ve gotta go after what you want. Go get him girl. Be ready when we come home tonight.

On the date, Jimmy and Abby are in love and don’t really spend too much time paying attention to Vlad and Carly early on. Later, Jimmy gets Vlad to tell Abby about how he masterminded Max/Cailie and then Dani/Todd. Abby laughs and it is clear that Vlad and Jimmy are buds. Abby doesn’t let Carly get too close to Vlad, constantly interrupting their conversation.

Once home they head to the porch for a smoke and a drink. Cailie comes out, looking very nice in a skirt with neatly styled hair and a nice, low cut top and revealing bra. The heels she was wearing showed off her legs which go ALL the way to the floor. Vlad couldn’t help but notice. The crew of five decides to hit up the hot tub and Carly kisses Vlad, in front of Cailie. The crew gets into the hot tub and Carly is taking forever to come out of the bedroom. Vlad can’t help but kiss Cailie in the tub. When Carly tries to sit in between, Vlad pushes her away. A little bit later Kevin appears and Jimmy & Abby ask if he wants to join Carly in the tub. “I don’t want Vlad sloppy seconds. Wait, he probably never got close enough with Carly. I bet his Polish Sausage is more like a cocktail weenie!” Kevin is proud of himself, but Vlad throws a beer at Kevin’s head.
“Dude, what the heck?”
“You don’t say that!” Vlad is standing in the tub, shouting at Kevin. “You don’t disrespect a man’s love life then his manhood. Come over here and say that to my face again. I dare you.”
“Whatever Polish power.” Kevin walks away.
“Fu(*ing come back here and let’s finish this!” Vlad shouts.
“Don’t do it Kev. Don’t mess with a drunken Pollock!” Jimmy shouts down the hall.
“I’m not drunk,” Vlad giggles. “OK, maybe a little.” He settles back into the hot tub and puts his arm around Cailie. Carly sees this and is pissed. She gets out of the hottub and starts down the hall.
“Good night sweetie. Nice eating with you!” Abby calls out to Carly.
Carly seeks out Kevin. “Listen, I never did anything with Vlad. I liked him, but not as much as Cailie does. You want to go out to Compound?”
“You mean together, or just ride together?” Kevin asks.
“Just ride you perv. Chill out. You’re not getting any from me tonight,” Carly reassures.
“Tonight…OK, maybe tomorrow?” Kevin gives Carly an eyebrow raise that she smiles at.
In the hot tub Jimmy and Abby are watching Cailie and Vlad make out. Jimmy and Abby sneak off.

At the compound, Kevin and Carly are dancing. A guy tries to dance with Carly, but she says she is with Kevin. She starts to grind on Kevin.

On the front porch, Jimmy and Abby are smoking. Jimmy apologizes for leaving Abby. “Baby, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. You are working on a show. You never know what life after soccer will be like. It’s good to have options.” Jimmy hugs Abby and shots are shown of the entire house with Vlad and Cailie, Todd and Dani snuggling by the chiminia on the back, Carly making out with Kevin on the dancefloor and Jimmy and Abby. “I wonder if EVERYONE is getting some tonight,” Jimmy asks aloud. “What makes you think you are getting any?” Abby questions. “Shut up you!” Jimmy snaps playfully as he throws Abby over his shoulder and carries her inside.

NEXT time on THE REAL WORLD: ATLANTA.
Abby is still around and she is starting to wear on Todd and Dani. Kevin tries to find out if Carly is still interested after their night together. Cailie tries to have the talk with Vlad, but Vlad is potentially interested in a girl they meet at Twisted Taco.