Last Midweek entertainment report of '08!

A double shot of love for a double shot at love, why are we piling on Tom, one MORE reason I should be scared to go to Arizona and relax Chimer, DMX is in jail....


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, the final midweek entertainment report for 2008!

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I missed last week's a Double shot at love with the Ikki twins because I was sitting on an airplane waiting for 13 people to board from a plane coming from Tampa, then leaving after only 4 got aboard. Thanks Airtran! Doesn't matter now. Last night I was able to catch up with last week's AND this week's episodes of A Double Shot at love. Let me start by saying that when the boys lost the bisexual athalon, I realized that this shite is rigged. The guys were so far ahead, but Paul couldn't find the matching wristbands, EVEN AFTER he dumped the flour pool over to find that in fact, there were NO wristbands. Regardless, the boys' trailer park date was better than the stupid pool party. Just saying. The theme was funny and the props were better. True the Ikki twins were in swimsuits at the pool party, but their clothes were still kinda hot for the trailer park party.
Then I got a little suspicious when everyone started to drop at the "arm candy" challenge. REALLY? Is it THAT hard to stand? Don't they do this in survivor for 14 hours? I remember the big brother where Eval Dick did it IN THE RAIN for longer. Oh well.
My one beef with the season thus far is the twins "getting to know" everyone...by making out. Ever hear of actually talking to the people? I guess it probably has to do with the short time span in which the show is being filmed and the people the producers get for the camera and the people that would go on TV to try and "find love." Does it not gross them out that they are making out with a girl that just made out with another guy or another girl? Wondering aloud here.

At the tail end of episode one, Nick sticks and Mike goes home? A Double vote off? Really? Why? I know two of the girls (Nicki and Jen) were both a drag, but why get rid of Mike? AND WHY KEEP NICK? In the second episode, Nick goes, but only after Rikki says that she and Nick had a bond. And what is that? He doesn't talk while you cry? What is the connection? You two cry together? SERIOUSLY?

Moving on.........

Hey, why is everyone ripping Tom Cruise? Why is 99.99999999999999999% of America rooting for him to fail? The critics are ripping Valkyrie before it even comes out because everyone for whatever reason now hates Tom Cruise. Is it his scientology? Is it that he has been kicking ass for all these years, and years of jealousy has finally boiled over into hatred? I say we should point our hatred at Will Smith. I AM LEGEND, MIB2, Hancock, Pursuit of Happyness, Wild, Wild West, Hitch...if these aren't reasons to hate him, how about the fact that he is remaking the Karate Kid so his kid can star in it (only they will lessen the violence I guess?) and make Jackie Chan Mr. Miyaghi. REALLY? COME ON! Or let's hate Will Smith because he was 34 playing a 14 year old on FPoBA.

Look out on the Arizona roadways, Charles Barkley is behind the wheel! Chucky, the not-so-proud Auburn alum, was arrest early Wednesday morning on suspicion of DUI. I am thinking Turner Gill doesn't want his name coming out of Barkley's mouth ANYMORE. Chuck, I hate to say it, but now I am ROOTING for CGC to succeed and for you to SHUT UP!

Finally, DMX was sentenced to 90 days in jail after pleading guilty for drug possession, theft and animal cruelty. (Hey 2 Live Stews, he pleaded guilty, so don't try and say he is innocent. He is guilty, just like Vick.) Part of the sentence is that he cannot own animals (no one with an animal cruelty charge should be), possess firearms (why does he need them? He doesn't have a TuPac rival. Plus, who wants to hurt DMX except those people who wasted money on his albums?) and he must attend an animal offender treatment program. GOOD. Apparently in a raid back in May, authorities found dead dogs on a raid and drugs, but only after DMX barricaded himself in his room. Actually, even if dead dogs had NOT been found, the fact that he barricaded himself in his room to ME, means DMX is CRAZY. I wouldn't want him to own any dogs. Bottom line, he and MV7 can hopefully learn how to properly treat animals before they re-enter society.

Thanks everybody, have a safe New Year's Eve and Day and Go Dawgs tomorrow. Just win the dadgum game and send Stafford and KM24 out with a win....(but I hope they both come back!)