Elisha Cuthbert is sloppy seconds, Paris finds a BFF and Guess what I'm watching tonight??????
Ladies and gentlemen, the Midweek Entertainment report!
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Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery has been a thorn in the side of the NHL for several years now and the league has suspended Avery for comments he made yesterday. Were the comments slamming the league? the commish? the refs? the rules? No, no, no, and no. He said he hoped the rest of the league was enjoying his "sloppy seconds." He was referring to Rachel Hunter (who is now dating a LA Kings Center) and Elisha Cuthbert, who is dating Calgary D Dion Phaneuf. Yeah. He went there. He put the "statutory rape victim from Old School" into the category of Sloppy seconds. WOW. It just strikes me a funny that the NHL, instead of worrying about the fact that NO ONE is watching its games, cares about Avery's opinions of his former girlfriends. GO BACK TO ESPN AND BEG! And another thing, how are hockey players getting in with supermodels and actresses? They play FREAKING HOCKEY.
Britney officially won the search for Paris Hilton's new BFF. Ummm, how long ago did Sportsbyfletch call that one? That's what I thought. It was so clear that she was going to win. Vanessa was just crazy. And it REALLY DID come down to the speeches. Britney started off talking about why SHE would make a good BFF. later she mentioned why Vanessa wouldn't but her speech was about her. Vanessa meanwhile LED with Britney. Ummmmm Ness, maybe you should focus on you! And why are you trying to kill Brit's chances by saying she cares about her career? Britney nailed you when she said that you were just a fan trying to win a contest. BURN! Congrats Britney and good luck with the career. As Paul Mac says, "Hey maybe you and Paris can do an album...call it almost famous. Is she famous now?"
Finally, the Victoria's Secret Fashion show is tonight. Guess what I am watching at 10pm on CBS? Hey, I'll be watching it thinking of Christmas gifts for Wifey. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.
Have a great one everybody!
1 comment:
I always thought Sean Avery was just gay. I mean seriously, he is a fighter and occasionally skates with a hockey stick. He's big time into fasion and has had several hollywood beards. I just thought he was gay? Sloppy Seconds with who? The guys from Queer Eye?
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