Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Whose birthday is it, Frosty?

Yes, I know it is Jesus's b-day, but last time I checked, he wasn't in your cartoon Christmas special! So why do you begin your song (played on B98.5) with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" ? Just wondering....

Now then, on to last night's episode of The Hills. I am sorry, but the whole, "Heidi's parents don't like Spencer" storyline has just been. played. out. Sorry, but it has been. We get it Adam Divello, no one like Spencer: LC doesn't, Holly doesn't, Darlene the mom doesn't. WE GET IT. You can quit hitting us across the face with it. Seriously. Stop.

Speaking of Darlene, she is so quick to bash Spencer, especially over the runaway eloping to Cabo. Ummmm last time I checked, it takes TWO to get married. Heidi was on board with it. As far as your not being there, THEY ELOPED! Plus since Spencer is smart enough to pick up on the fact that you don't like him, why would he want you to be there for his special special day? Come on! And hey Darlene, can you stop saying that Spencer manipulated Heidi? You make it sound like he is a Cult leader or something. Heidi is a grown woman of old enough age. She can make her own decisions. Maybe she is just stupid! Ever think of that Darlene? You raised an idiot! (Two actually, did you see the back tatt that Holly was sporting in the backless dress? Black tie to LC means wear lime green, to She-Pratt it means dress up like big foot and to Holly means permission to dress like a whore. Hmmm.)

But Darlene, seriously, you might want to point SOME of your anger at your own daughter instead of Spencer.

In fact, I think Spencer needs a round of applause. He was about to get fake married in a BHCourthouse that had been rented out afterhours, but he STOPPED the ceremony, AFTER Heidi had already said "I Do," to give her the wedding she has always dreamed of...(Which he tried to give her at the end of season 3 btw). That is nice. He said he wanted to just do the justice of the peace at the courthouse, but because Heidi wanted the big deal, he would do that for her. Self-sacrificing. Wow. Good work Spence. PLUS it still gives us the chance for a Graduate ending to the series (which Wifey was right, it WILL have more episodes!).

As far as LC in the episode...yawn. Let's move to the afterparty, shall we?

What was Twitney wearing? Come on!

And as far as Justin Bobby, why does the Jessi girl (who spells her name incorrectly, so why should she mock anyone?) continue to make fun of Justin Bobby? He just gave his favorite dude a ring. Wifey wondered aloud and I agree with her that Justin Bobby hates the Hills show. I think he is really in love with Audrina, but doesn't want to be on the show. Audrina wants to stay in the 14 minutes of fame so JB acts like a prick on purpose on camera so he can be himself with Audrina when the cameras aren't on. Wifey said that the JB we saw on the Aftershow was probably the real thing: he sounded intelligent and seemed to actually care for Audrina. I think he thinks the whole thing is a joke and he can't wait for it to be over. Good for him. He is getting a bad rap. Stay strong JB and maybe just maybe you and Spencer can get your own spinoff!

I'd watch....and you KNOW you would too! Justin Bobby and Audrina move in together then Spencer joins them after LC and Heidi run off together. It would be like the Owen Wilson/Matt Dillon/Kate Hudson movie You, Me and Dupree!

Why hasn't MTV listened to any of my ideas?
-A shot at love with a bisexual guy as the prize
-the senior year of Newport Harbor, but with a focus on Grant, not Clay
-Justin, Audrina and Spencer in a 3s company type thing
-Real World: Atlanta (Did I see the RW:Brooklyn correctly? It has a transgender dude? THAT is the real new york? HUH?)
-The Ultimate RW/RR Challenge with the dream team I put out there.

These are good ideas. COME ON!

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