Tuesday, January 20, 2009

So does my 401k get fixed TODAY or tomorrow?

Because according to all of the liberals over the last few years "once Bush leaves office, all of the country's problems will go away!" So will Obama fix that this afternoon or will he do it after all of the parties tonight? JUST WONDERING....

Last night on The City, it seemed like Adam might have been the biggest doofus EVER. True Wifey says that he is delicious (and she said this on our 9-monthaversary. Thanks Wife!), but he is dating a model that gets flown around the world and then he goes off and makes out with other chicks? And that Cat chick wasn't even that hot! Not that his squeeze Allie is all that and a bag of chips (remember that expression?) but still........

And why did Allie believe his story? Maybe this is partly her fault for being so stupid that has enabled him. Did she really believe his story where he throws his friend under the bus and claims that he was just talking about "nothing!" and Whitney's friends created this lie. Interesting how the first thing you said to her was "Hey Babe, have you talked to Whitney?" Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

But Anyways, she knows that when you date better looking people, you MUST hold on tight and you give them a little latitude. They are more attractive! You are outkicking your coverage. I give Wifey a LOT of latitude since she is a 10 and I am about a 4.925. You just need to cater to your MUCH HOTTER better half. That's why they call it a "better half!"

And as far as Bromance goes, Wifey thinks she is going to quit her job to become a life coach. She thinks she can do that. And Gary got eliminated (homey!) because, well, he just wasn't enough.

HA! You'd get the reference if you watched the show. Oh well.

I'm off to check on World Peace and to make sure the economy is better than every and to see if my 401k is back! Wish me luck...wait I shouldn't need luck, we now have Obama (tongue in cheek)

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