As I was watching Lisa on A Shot At Love 2 last night win YET ANOTHER alone date with Tila Tequila, I remember thinking, "Man, she just wins ALL of those things. She is unstoppable." That got me thinking. Is she THE most dominating reality show player EVER? She seemingly wins EVERY challenge at WILL. She might be the Kobe Bryant of ASALWTT History. Shoot. ANY show's history. I am not certain we've EVER seen a woman just dominate the field like Lisa is dominating this field at these competitions. It could be anything...eating stuff, car racing, rodeo, wrestling, ANYTHING. She wins it all!
So I have devised a little list of some of the MOST dominating reality TV players ever, and I will let you guys vote on my top 5.....
With no further ado,
12) Dave from Paradise Hotel 1. I know, I know, he could never win anything physical, but nothing about this game was physical. He MENTALLY dominated this game. And despite EVERYONE ELSE hating him, he JUST. KEPT. STAYING. No one could outsmart him (until the end, when he got NO money), but everyone just kept yelling at him and hating him. And he ruled how that game was run. He was the KING. And ugly too
11) CT from RW/RR Challenges. What is funny about this guy is that he's NEVER WON ANYTHING on these games, but he does seem to dominate during the team competitions. He can climb a wall, swim, carry stuff, pretty much do anything. But he has never won a thing, so that's why he is so low.
10) David Cook from American Idol. This guy had this thing locked up during the semi-finals when he busted out "Hello." It was on like Donkey Kong. He went on to rock Billie Jean, Always be my baby, etc...It was NEVER a question. And he won by 12M votes. NOT. EVEN. CLOSE. Archie never had a shot. People jumped OFF his band wagon and were riding the Cook bandwagon HARD. He just dominated that season.
9) Ozzy from Survivor:Cook. This guy was an immunity-idol machine during that season, but he was eventually undone by a knife to the back by his alliance. Physically he was unbeatable, but he was outdone by his smarter "friends" in the game, therefore he is below eventual winner (and early group dominator Yul of S:C)
8) Terry from Survivor:Panama. This guy was the same story as Ozzy, only he wasn't done in by his own people. He was the LAST of his alliance and he somehow made it through just about EVERYONE from the other crew. Some (revisionist history fools) have called him the best Survivor ever not to win, but I disagree. While he was amazing in the solo challenges (he just seemed to rise up) he lost the last immunity challenge to a girl because he couldn't stand on a platform. Come on Terry. How could you be outdone by that?
7) Yul from Survivor:Cook. During the group challenges, Yul lead the Asian Invasion like it was his job! Yul then wisely recruited Ozzy to do most of the heavy lifting during the solo challenges, then disposed of him at the end (When it looked like the one chick was responsible) therefore Yul was declared the winner. He was truly the puppet-master that Dr. Will from Big Brother claimed to be, but Dr. Will was on the chopping block too much to make this list, and Yul wasn't openly bragging that he was, which gives him more cred.
6) Wes from RW/RR Challenges. Wes's first challenge was the fresh-meat where all of the Vets were out to get the Austin cast and they kept putting Wes into the Exile elimination race....and he KEPT winning, DESPITE having the wuss Casey as his partner. Now early on, Evan and Coral were dominating, but they both left due to injuries and you just had Wes and Casey continuing to STAY ALIVE, and the fact that Wes pretty much CARRIED Casey to a third place, "In the $" finish, and his second place finish in his next challenge, makes him TRULY a dominating reality tv star. He was in the money BOTH TIMES he played, and let's hope he comes out of "retirement" to compete some more. Wes, we NEED you man.
and now, the guys you can vote on...
5) Ev from RW/RR challenges. You simply could NOT defeat her one-on-one in a female gauntlet/inferno/duel, and she could probably cross over and beat a few of the guys too. She scares me and as long as she is allowed to play for the females-and sort of be like her team's extra male, that is just dominating!
4) Janelle from Big Brother. She earned the nickname queen of the veto. Seemingly in her season and in the all-star season, she was ALWAYS either the HoH or the winner of the PoV. And whenever she NEEDED the PoV, she ALWAYS got it. It was quite amazing. Her PoV challenge skills, that passion, that fire certainly make her dominating!
3) Lisa from A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila. Lisa ALWAYS is doing something stupid to piss Tila off, but she can ALWAYS earn the private date RIGHT before elimination to patch things up and she is NEVER in any danger it seems. I believe she is the odds on favorite to win this because, NO WAY Jersey is winning this thing, No WAY Bo wins, because Bo is basically Bobby-the jerk that "broke her heart." And Lisa is so much cooler than Kristy, so Lisa is the odds on favorite to take this thing. I bet she gets that attitude from being a softball coach. I bet if one of her players struggles, she just YELLS at her OR goes out and physically does it 100 times until she gets the results she wants. Lisa is mad strong and seems to be in everyone's head in the Tila House.
2) Colby from Survivor-season2. This guy won ALL of the immunity challenges, several cars, and, if you believe the rumor, won the whole thing 6-3, but took extra money to keep quiet so Tina could win 5-4. Colby was unstoppable in the immunity challenges, whether it was endurance, speed, power, whatever, he was IN-IT-TO-WIN-IT. And he usually did. Again he "lost" because he chose to go against Tina in the finals instead of Keith, but I DO believe the rumor. He HAD to have won. He IS the best Survivor ever. In fact, in the Survivor All-Star game, he own team threw the last team immunity challenge so they could vote this guy out, this threat and weaken their own numbers going into the individual comp, just so they wouldn't lose to him again come Final Vote. WOW. He was like Julius Caesar, getting knocked off by Brutus.
1) Any doubt here? Alton from RW/RR challenges. Though in recent challenges, his smoking has affected his performance, he will always hold a place in my mind and heart because he once CARRIED A FREAKING TRUCK, BY HIMSELF to win a challenge. You could NOT beat him in ANY sort of one-on-one, as Tyree found out when Alton put HIMSELF in danger to take out one of the strongest members of the "Bad Asses" in the inferno2, I believe. Alton could climb, run, lift, do ANYTHING. You cannot beat this man. I wish Mark Richt had given him a scholarship (ps, I said that before the Sports Guy said the Pats should draft him. I think I get credit for that one. But then, I am sure some one else SOMEWHERE on the web made that joke before he, and what are the odds he reads my myspace or sportsbyfletch blogs? Prolly not good.) Alton lifting that truck makes him THE NO.1 most dominating reality tv star ever.
But now YOU can vote. Just see the poll on the left.
2 comments:
Glad to see your man crush on Alton is still going strong!
HE LIFTED A TRUCK BY HIMSELF!
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