Mid-week Entertainment report 5/28

Matching yellows, A Grand Theft actor feels he got mugged and a Glitter-free Shot of Tequila
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I saw where Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson have made their relationship public. So since she left the Black Crows guy, she has been seen with Owen Wilson, (Luke too?) and now Lance Armstrong. Wow. Also her yellow dress from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days will match Lance's Livestrong bracelet. How cute. Actually, anything would go with that Yellow Dress. That might have been the apex of the color yellow. Moreso than that whiny Coldplay song. It marked a high point like the black dress in Breakfast at Tiffany's for Hepburn. Just saying.

The "actor" that voiced over a character from Grand Theft Auto 4 feels cheated because he ONLY got paid $100,000 for voicing the game's main character. Apparently this poor schmo "worked" for 15 months reading a script and only walked way with 6 digits. He feels he should get a piece of the near $400M the game has raked in thus far. I say get a better agent/lawyer to put that in your contract. Or turn down the job. I'd love to "go to work," and read a script in my PJs. AND GET PAID 6 DIGITS! Sorry dude. Don't feel anything for you. Put the gig on your resume and move on. Though I think you would CLEARLY do GTA5 if they called you and you know you would so SHADDUP!

Finally in last night's A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila, Glitter finally got the boot after she refused to judge anybody but then DID get nekked in the pool. WOW. And why Jersey continues to be on the show, I am not sure, but he got a key over Scotty, and that was wrong. But Scotty didn't add the drama that Jersey Jay did and to be honest, she isn't choosing either, so why NOT keep the drama king around for fun. And sorry Glitter, maybe your strip club will let you back to dance, but odds are you will now try and become a traveling stripper for a year or so and hope that weirdos (like me) will go to the local Pink Pony (which I won't. NOT a fan of da strip clubs) and watch you "dance." But I never thought you were a lezbinen anyways, so I am glad you are gone. And PS, Tila is TOTALLY picking a girl this time. George/Bobby/Jersey left to represent the male species? Guys are screwed. But we kind of new that was coming. Bo is the best bet left, and he is too much like Bobby from last season for Tila to choose. Odds...Britney or Lisa. Just saying. Though Kristy is coming on late.