A Shot At Love 2 thoughts

I was able to catch both last week's and tonight's episodes of A Shot At Love 2 just a second ago and BOY I LOVE THAT SHOW. Just can't get enough of it. Which is surprising why I didn't love That's Amore? Oh well. Back to the show that started because Bobby dumped the "bi-sexual."
This WILL be done in bullet-point form, sorry if you don't like that, but that's how I take notes during the show, and that's what you will get here.
Last week's episode...
"V" the stylist? Do you do your OWN hair? If so, I am skipping THAT Great Clips and going to the Fantastic Sam's down the street. Seriously, if you are going to be a stylist, you should at least have good hair yourself. Otherwise you are a walking billboard FOR THE OTHER GUY!

Lauryn is clearly NOT a lezbinen. She just isn't. The sideways hug? She just didn't want to kiss a girl, because she isn't attracted to them, she is just on the show to try and get famous. In the first episode, she didn't fight back when Tila and Sibrina [sic] started kissing. Stereotypically lezbinens are OVERLY affectionate. She just wasn't digging that chili.

I loved the mocking of Bo by Jay and Chad at the fake prom. I thought it was funny. EVEN TILA laughed at the mangina line!

And when Dominic asked Tila when she first starting liking girls and Tila answered when she saw the cheerleaders in middle school and said she "had to get some-a that!" Really? I hate to say it, but I sort-a agree with Dom. Either you're in or your out. No middle ground. No bi-action. Either a lezbinen or you like, as Chad put it, "Wang-bone." Bi IS a phase. MAKE A CHOICE already. I support gay AND straight, but a combination platter? Come ON! I don't support waffling!

The panty raid was funny. The lezbinens need to QUIT being so uptight. YOU ARE LEZBINENS for Pete's sake!
And could Glitter please stop crying? You are crying....why? Because everyone was yelling? They weren't yelling at you! Oh, wait. You were drunk. You are a drunken crier! Great.

Episode 2
During 20 questions, Chad lost the respect of Sibrina[sic] the "Theme Bar Hostess." Yeah, I bet THAT'LL keep him up at night. The loss of respect from a theme bar hostess who can't even spell her name correctly.

George thought the rodeo town was "awesome." Really? A lot of palm trees in the Old West? And by "Old West" I mean a bed sheet with a "saloon" painted on it.

After her team won, Glitter was bouncing Tila like only a stripper doing on old man for extra money could. But hey, I'm sure she's putting herself through medical school too.

Bo could have done the cooking thing better. He was bossing folks around and generally being an ass, but I will have to stick up for him by saying that he took advantage of a situation that the others let slip. Everyone was mad at Bo for being SMART enough to plot some alone time with her when the opportunity came along. You DIDN'T Capture that moment. And for that you can be mad, but be mad at yourself. Not at a guy that worked the system. But this is 2008 America where NO ONE wants to take responsibility and wants everything handed to them and when they don't get something THEY could have gotten on their own, they lash out at others, instead of pointing the finger at themselves. (I realize I should have written himself/herself for all of that, but it would have taken too long. Sorry Mrs. Miles, my 10th grade grammar teacher.)

I love that Michelle is a massage therapist from Boston. She wouldn't relax me AT ALL! that voice and that ugly mug! Even if my head was through that hole, when she would ask me a question like which oil, it would Ruin the experience.

And Bo is a high school football coach? He looks like he just failed his senior year 3 times and the school just said, FINE GO WASH THE TOWELS AND YOU CAN STAND ON THE SIDELINES. You helped win a game back when you were eligible. And how is he going to have the respect of his players after they watch this? When a player gets in trouble with his cheerleader girlfriend, he can't punish them. They'll just come back with, "Oh yeah, well you were on A Shot At Love 2! YOU RUN LAPS!"

If Jay is "representing" Jersey, I NEVER want to go there.

In the pool there were Boobs EVERYWHERE. Why were to lezbinens showing their boobs to the guys? Is it because they AREN'T really lezbinens? Show me a proper lezbinen that would do that. you can't.

Kyle turns out AGAIN to be a glaring weirdo in his 2-on-1 date with Tila. Not good with eliminations coming up dude!

Jay, lose the stud earrings in both ears. But wait, you are from Jersey, like my boy Marc. I guess when you are born, the doctor does that right after cutting the cord.

In the elimination, Tila has two keys and two guys and two girls. She seemingly picks Glitter the Stripper over Lisa the woMAN, but then she picks Lisa over BOTH the guys. HA! Kyle and George are going home! George will likely forget he was cut, just like how he forgot about his dead mother's birthday.

Tila says "Don't make me regret getting rid of George." and then the next shot we see is Glitter LOSING it, crying and everything. Oops Tila f'ed up that choice. And PS, if she REALLY wanted to keep George, she could have sent someone else home. Don't play like you wanted to keep him. You could have sent home Glitter, there Tila!

George admits that he has been f'ed over his whole like, and amazingly it took a reality TV love show to prove that fact!

Bo wants to have a conversation with Sibrina [sic] without Jay interrupting him? GO INTO ANOTHER ROOM BO! just a suggestion.

Then Bo says that Jay's head is up Chad's ass and this seems to infuriate the drunken roid roller that is Chad. Chad RIPS off his shirt and is actually READY to throw down. Bo was pretending to want to fight by SSSSLLLLOOOWWWLLYYY taking his shirt off and FOLDING? IT, all the while hoping a producer would step in the middle of things. After the two are separated, only THEN does Bo(zo) yell, "What? I'm ready!" Ummmm memo to Bo: No You Weren't.

Then Chad headbutts Bo. NICE. You just don't see the headbutt much anymore.
I am guessing Chad, after he clearly punches Bo in "scenes from next week," gets the boot and perhaps George is let back in. Only to likely survive another cut, before going home AGAIN. And his life will suck AGAIN.

But next week should be a GREAT week for TV. I like it, I love it, I want some mo' of it!