Ya GOT to Rise up-ah

(Imagine this in preacher voice,)(and this isn't meant to be sac-relig, but I was just talking to sportbyfletch's Falcons Correspondent Paul Mac, and somehow, this came out...)
Lord, I want chya to look down on the Fal-kins-Ah!

They drafted poorly Lord. We need you to reach out and help out these Fal-Kins-Ah!
Their new GM wasn't much different from their old one Lord. In fact, he's being called Thomas DimWITroff,Lord.

Please reach down Lord, REACH DOWN and put some smarts in his head, cause Lord, you can probably see that after that draft he doesn't have any in there under that hair that is clearly possessed by SATAN.

Come on Lord.

They needed help on the defensive line and future Hall of Famer Glen Dorsey was sitting RIGHT THERE at three Lord. Just like You were there as a burning Bush for
Moses, Lord. But DimWITroff passed. Lord his Satan's hairdo clearly seeped into his brain.

WE NEED TO EXCORCISE THE DEMONS, LORD!

Then he traded two picks which could have been used to shore up the D-Line of the secondary to take an O tackle that was second-round-bound, despite what DimWITrov said on Buck and Kincade, Lord.

And they took yet ANOTHER Wideout Lord, yet they NEVER addressed the DLine, instead taking Linebacker after linebacker.

Lord, the Fal-kins-ah NEED your help Lord.

Reach down and Help Them-Ah.
AMEN!

(Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to Hell. Not for JUST this, but this might be padding the ballot box. It certainly isn't HELPING the cause, let's just say...)